Morris

Weightlifting, Martial Arts, Gaming, Cosplay.

Games Gains & Energy Drinks
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[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@noobde Fingers crossed for Ninja Reptile!

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

Being able to cut and ripple delete painful memories doesn't sound so bad sometimes. But then we run into the Eternal Sunshine problem.

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@nocontextmemes There's no way that's real. We'd have caught it by the sound of its dummy thicc cheeks clapping in the breeze.

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

If I disrupt a clown's heartbeat, is it called Wackycardia? #Physiology #pleasetellme #help #heartbeat

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

It's only when you've had a ZOA energy and a double shot white mocha that the threads of reality become visible. In that moment, you begin to see the truth of it all.

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

Someday archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@SciShowTangents Did man breed chickens to be near flightless birds? I know some can hover/glide but never have spotted any overhead in the sky.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Also my twitter mentions/notifications conveniently aren’t working tonight, so I was informed via text that I seem to have gotten under a certain billionaire’s skin 😂

Just a reminder that money will never by your way out of insecurity, folks.

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@EliotETC If Duolingo was a horror film

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@showerfeelings Almost like a Wizard.

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@KajmasterKajet It's like when you get staples at Staples, then try to go to Dick's...

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

Ope!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Yo @elonmusk while I have your attention, why should people pay $8 just for their app to get bricked when they say something you don’t like?

This is what my app has looked like ever since my tweet upset you yesterday. What’s good? Doesn’t seem very free speechy to me 🤔

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

Reminds me of Knights of Tir Na Nog

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

Game of Thrones 😂😂😂😂 Last night was hilarious 😂😂😂 https://t.co/zspp5FsT2g

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@KevinHart4real Ight Knights of Tir Na Nog, I see you.

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@NymphGoddessLuv Pffft

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

Swedish Fish
Candy Corn
Black Licorice

[Twitch @Twitch]

Name one candy that deserves to be in every trick or treat bag.

Wrong answers only.

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@elgato High ping

[Morris @Plus1AightSword]

@TWRPband E1m1

[Pratik Patel @PratikxPatel]

No evaluation = no way of getting better
No feedback = no way of getting better
Not being open to either = no way of getting better