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[Kalaù @PlutarchHo]

"I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed." @RasnaWarah [RIP]

[LoLNothingMatters @DastDn]

Apps broke dating.

Created a fantasy where people always feel like they might be settling.

"What if I'm just one more swipe away from TRUE PERFECTION."

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[mersomas @mersomas]

wow, education really IS illegal in the US

[Kush @kush_147]

When the bond finally fades, you see them clearly: a deeply self-centered person with an ego too fragile for accountability, someone who avoids communication, hides from honesty, and always finds a way to become the victim instead of growing

[vuyi @justvuyi_]

Sana, psychosis is the buzz word of the season 😭

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

there is no glory in suffering you honestly just need to get over it

[Joe — e/adgbe 🎸 @joe_r_Odonnell]

@GarrettPetersen “This person that has earned your trust, whose life-story you’ve learned, that cooperates with you regularly, and that is kind to you, is not attractive…”

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

The unstated premise is that true objective attraction is found in swiping apps.

[9410$hi🪽Mercedes CLA 250 @94_Tenshy]

Ndoa life is different for every couple. These sides ,sio must I cook. We go for nyama choma ,in-house we boil/fry kuku/meat & just eat hivyo. Breakfast is a No for him …. It’s an easy flow of things.

There’s no syllabus to abide. Enjoy your person.

[016🍃🗿 @skengpen]

Understand the pattern of your friends so nothing go dey vex you

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

@MajToure You are a victim of nothing. You are the creator of a world you do not like. Create something different.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Marco Rubio: We can’t allow any case of Ebola to enter United States

Ruto: It will be very unfortunate, inhuman to refuse to set up Ebola facility in Kenya.

I’m not a mad man and other unlimited lies

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The people who never keep left unless overtaking are the worst drivers on Kenyan roads. We need a death sentence by hanging for such “drivers”.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Regardless of today’s outcome, you can see how the judiciary enhances confidence in public bodies in Kenya. How many countries in our context get to have such matters publicly heard and judgment delivered? We should jealously guard our judiciary, it’s the final defence

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

I'm here to remind you all once again, men are not adoption clinics.

[M.S @sm4rux]

And I’m realising with small things that it’s so hard for me to move on from certain situations without thinking it will happen again

[M.S @sm4rux]

I don’t see myself ever forgiving cheating , I would literally bring it up everyday

[real person™ @shesarealperson]

also i’ve realised that you should take maximum one or two things completely, insanely seriously and be lighthearted about everything else, let things roll off your back

[Z H A N É @ZhaneJahnice]

You can tell how miserable a person is by how hard they go in attempting to humble you

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

According to credible sources the girls from bishop sulumet highschool,protested for lack of water since the term began.

The police then came and threw teargas to the girls,thats why most of the girls as per the video appear to have passed out.

Nis propagada ni ati the girls set the dorm on fire.