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Just a girl who loves football 🥰

[Mama Buba @NchweNthabiseng]

If they bring in a man into their relationship aren't they supposed to check this guy's medical records? Ba tsenwa.

[Call me Sprout 🌱 @Pluto_ZAR]

A Striker is expected to score each and every game 🎯... But here in PSL they will tell you that their striker is keeping the defenders busy hance they have 6 goals in 6 seasons 😭🤚!!!

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@MickyJnr__ Just give this World Cup to Trump and let everyone return home, because what nonsense is this

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Kanti noba ugqwethe iskipa

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@Jamani_Khanyi We don't call it , we just eat it 🥴

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@DrTedros Before you come here and talk nonsense, these are your citizens caught by Zambian border control trying to make their way through Zambia to South Africa.

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@destinyzee please RT 🙏

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Guys please ncedani ,ungenza njani if u were in my position

Ok kukho le lesbian couple at my complex , like they are married and stuf..ok fine

So bafuna umntwana nhe , now kuba bezi lesbians so they can either adopt okanye bafumane iSperm donor then kumithe omnye wabo

#Thread

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I know about the vasectomy how , his ex fiance left him because she wanted kids and yena he had this thing already done, and besi close ne ex fiance yakhe she told us why she left him.

Ngithini guys ? Ndibaxelele okanye ndimyeka ababhebhe

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... yena I'm sure he's just enjoying the s3x and not looking forward to telling them that he also can't have kids🤣

So mina angazi whether I should tell these ladies noma ngivele ngithule ngoba vele andizingeni....

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@CyrilRamaphosa https://t.co/4JzFXy9XaW

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After you fix Zimbabwe, we are coming.

You already have Xhosa people there anyway. 🇿🇼🇿🇦

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@destinyzee

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After you fix Zimbabwe, we are coming.

You already have Xhosa people there anyway. 🇿🇼🇿🇦

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@_Tee__G https://t.co/4JzFXy9XaW

[Call me Sprout 🌱 @Pluto_ZAR]

After you fix Zimbabwe, we are coming.

You already have Xhosa people there anyway. 🇿🇼🇿🇦

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@iDiskiTimes https://t.co/4JzFXy9XaW

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After you fix Zimbabwe, we are coming.

You already have Xhosa people there anyway. 🇿🇼🇿🇦

[Call me Sprout 🌱 @Pluto_ZAR]

@AfricaFactsZone https://t.co/4JzFXy9XaW

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After you fix Zimbabwe, we are coming.

You already have Xhosa people there anyway. 🇿🇼🇿🇦

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@UnionStGilloise @athenkosi591 https://t.co/4JzFXy9XaW

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After you fix Zimbabwe, we are coming.

You already have Xhosa people there anyway. 🇿🇼🇿🇦

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@PhakelaMthakath https://t.co/4JzFXy9XaW

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After you fix Zimbabwe, we are coming.

You already have Xhosa people there anyway. 🇿🇼🇿🇦

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@Newzroom405 https://t.co/4JzFXy9XaW

[Call me Sprout 🌱 @Pluto_ZAR]

After you fix Zimbabwe, we are coming.

You already have Xhosa people there anyway. 🇿🇼🇿🇦