PM BORAT

I are Product Manager. Cool products, nice products. Cultural Learnings of Industry Standards for Make Benefit Glorious Product Mangement.

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I are happy to announce my next revolution, the MVPRP: Minimum Viable Production Ready Prototype. The deal are I screw the user and the dev.

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Agile is change. I make ideas, listen me only, discuss me only. I wrong, I change ideas at moment so happy. I are very agile

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I loves agile can change requirements any moment. Borat haves invention dream, Borat request idea change. Borat is agile happy PM

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Industry Standard are easy: Only facebook, too risk. Only google+ nobody know. For two or many, Borat happy, Borat found new product

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More big treasure in more small PRD. Small fonts, big happy features. Me calls it requirement hunt game. nobody finish game until yet

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Invented new development process: BDD, Butterfly Driven Development: I modify a bit requirement, everything are broke for developer.

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Product manager are in need of six month vacation, two times a year.

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I are magic. Add features, remove time, Borat happy. Developer have more challenge, developer happy.

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I does not use internet explorer but wants support for it. Developer like it, program for it very happy.

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I do evolve product as I go, requirements change, I are happy, developer are screwed it.

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When I are bored, create meeting. Me love meetings. Know nice people, talk lot industry standards

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In PM we are do management even if there are no product.

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Management of product are about follow industry standards. I follow good, nice industries.

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Feisbuk good, nice ideas. Borat likes have lot ideas

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You no realise mocks are pretty