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Overcome to my twitter, I'm just warming this seat till my fugitive brother finds his way back home. Shopping is my cardio, reading is for nerds. XXX Poo

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I like my voters. The remind me of when I was young and stupid

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If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like "red shirts"

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How to trick a dumb Shinawatra: (Click here for more)

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Light travels faster than sound. That is why I appear bright until you hear me speak.

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I can do a fairly good impression of someone who cares about the people's problem.

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It's exhausting being stupid all the time

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I just banned a Thai soap opera today, the next mofo who complains will be executed by the DSI

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There are people in my cabinet that I would not trust to work at McDonald's.

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People of Thailand: there is no Santa Claus. Also, no one with a brain in the government house.

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All I want for Christmas is... amnesty for my fugitive brother

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Hi, I'm the Thai PM. If you think your problems are bad, just wait till you see my solutions.

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Dear incoming female S. Korea leader, I can give you tips on how to flirt with Obama and evade questions by batting eyelashes

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Somewhere between the blah blah blah and the yadda yadda, I've got a point there... somewhere

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Million baht idea: Invest a billion baht in Thailand's rice pledging programme

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If Abhisit was still PM, red shirt drones would blame everything on him. "Why is it so hot in Dec? Wasn't this hot when Thaksin was PM"

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The saddest day of my time in office was when the yellow shirts told Santa Claus I wasn't real.

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I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.

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My promise to restore peace in the South of Thailand was echoed by Chalerm's claim that there are no terrorists in Thailand.

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Miss Tourism World 2012 contestants poolside this afternoon (Pic @KomNopparat) http://t.co/5fjj8JVd > Why wasn't I invited to compete?

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How come my fugitive brother gets more airtime than me on NBT?