UK Prime Minister

Unofficial parody account of the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron.

[UK Prime Minister @PM_UK]

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Good friend #TwoWordTrump

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How does one deflect policy-crushing questions from Jeremy Corbyn during #PMQs ? Asking for a friend.

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Pick a foreigner when choosing a cleaner and you will be able to trap her in your wine cellar for years to come #WednesdayWisdom

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Jezza's all on my back about free childcare! What, nannies & Au Pairs aren't good enough for this country? #PMQs

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Time to whip out the snowmobiles, helibobs & skiing gear, cuz it's a #SnowDay mofos! Brexit can wait a day #snow

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Lack of teachers? Agency Britain? Pish posh! My family's never had trouble finding a yacht racing instructor or fine dining Monsieur #corbyn

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What Percentage Posh Are You? I'll have my butler look into it once he finishes compiling my late night cheese platter

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Nothing better than relaxing at lunch with a bit of telly #SuperTuesday #StDavidsDay

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#StDavidsDay, you say? Well go on then, I guess I could treat myself to a cheeky bit of bacon on my special day #pepperpig

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New month, new cuts! May the odds be ever in your favour #pinchpunch #StDavidsDay #SuperTuesday

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How do I jump on to a trending hashtag like #SuperTuesday to positively reveal we are cutting all welfare benefits? Asking for a friend.

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#pinchpunch my fellow Brits! Hope you enjoy a prosperous month! Oh & the NHS is now privatised! #nhs #FirstOfMarch

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This #StDavidsDay, let's all celebrate some Welsh traditions & shag a sheep! Or Charlotte Church. It's all the same!

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For Biebers bday, a gift seems apt. We have decided that the little rat can never enter the UK. You're welcome. #HapppyBirthdayJustinBieber

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We don't require Secret Service at 10 Downing Street. Peasants are kept 500m away at all times. #secretservice

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When I told Trump that Orange was the New Black, I didn't mean it literally! #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

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Scottish labour promising 60k new houses but cn't budget 4 free school meals/eye tests! Didn't realise Edinburgh fringe was on #Scotland2016

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I fully support Scottish children being given the best chance in life, which is why you should have them in England #Scotland2016