A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

(PARODY) Rotational account for Prime Ministers of The United Kingdom of Great Britain🇬🇧 Current user: A. Burnham

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@xjp66666 Bruv, stop embarrassing urself

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@jiangmobei7 Wut? Did I say something wrong?

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@xjp66666 How about Diana? Aka the Big D

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@disobedenience What kinda dumb question is that?

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@WMKkwav Just make sure before you start, send your artefacts over to us. We’ll keep them nice and safe in the British Museum
…just in case they get smashed into shit back home

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@XiJinPing_CNMD On the issue of Taiwan, HMG’s position remains crystal clear:
We are completely, unequivocally committed to a policy of maximum constructive ambiguity.
As Sir Humphrey would say, 'If no one knows what we mean, no one can prove we were wrong.'

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@Mine_moments_ Milk? Lmao those bloody Yanks don’t even know how to make a proper cuppa, let alone pick a decent gift

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

Vote for Labour meow! Support Labour pls meow!

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@hokkori_buzz Nothing love, stay that way
Also I’m kinda curious, what’s your opinion on western weebs?

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@lovefootbala Already did, and there used to be some radical Islamic groups committed horrifying terrorist attack in China
Now? Still a lotta Muslims living in China, local or foreign, and yet they know how to behave themselves…most of them at least

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@xjp66666 Crackin' ride lad!
You’ll have to give us a lift around Beijing when I come over next

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@StephNass U know, without the US, the timeline of this world might be crazy

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@TheRealJamieKay No beans?

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@realmaikasan Do we have to do this again love?
*sigh*

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

Looks promising! Definitely serving it to the Japanese PM when she visits next time

[むら(Mura)🏆 @Tuanzebe_beat]

#Wagamamaとかいう食への冒涜を繰り返す企業を許すな

[Henry West 🇬🇧 @HenryWestGaming]

Britannia rules the waves

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

Like & follow for a good ol’ 2 AM kebab

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@hbojingzhu28182 I bet five quid, this bloke’s gonna get dragged out just like last time lmao

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@ovo2988 That’s why I never play bloody galgames with Asian leaders
they just love putting pressure on you if you choose a path they don't like

[A. Burnham 🇬🇧 ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @PM_YooKay]

@SaxonAesthete Mr & Mrs Smith ass vibe