Papa Chíco

Sticks and stones may break bones, but tweets will never cook hot pockets

[Papa Chíco @PMOshuffle]

@CoachRC23 Amazing. Would never wanna d him up

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Tell your daughter to meet me in the A gap.

You’ll be pushing her in a wheelchair for the next 5k she participates in.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Daylight savings with young kids is a kick in the dick

[Flea @flea333]

Legos are a good use of plastic

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

View from the droneship of Falcon 9’s launch and landing

[H @BRITT4INE]

Could be the best video ever made

[Ohm Youngmisuk @NotoriousOHM]

A furious, emotional and fed up Steve Kerr pleaded with senators to do something about the mass shootings.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

The final #TripleDFriday

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

CLEAR THE RUNWAY OR DIE

[Papa Chíco @PMOshuffle]

@SuperFlyTY11 This may be one of the greatest tweets of all time. #HOF

[Rich Eisen Show @RichEisenShow]

We had the great Larry David in-studio today and @richeisen made LD the new @NFLCommish much to his delight.

Wait until you hear Commissioner David’s first action items once in charge.

Well, kickers (and goalpost makers) might not want to hear.

#CurbYourEnthusiasm #NFL

[Papa Chíco @PMOshuffle]

Kyler Murray is silly athletic

[Papa Chíco @PMOshuffle]

@fendifreddie @FunnySupply Shut up! Lmaoo Is this a fucking Borat skit?

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

dudes rock

[Michael Nixon @mnix28]

@martymush gotta be @CircleKStores @PMOshuffle

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Say less

[Brian Blake @BrianOBlake]

Jet skis will be known as Boatercycles from this day forward. RIP DMX

[Jace @JaceHoward_]

Mood #BIG10CHAMPS

[Cass Anderson @casspa]

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand