Phil Bayley

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@pdoocy @SteveDoocy if you are going to report on the news do it honestly and correctly. Premier Ford did not cancel the electricity tariff because of pressure from the White House. He paused the tariff after Litnick reached out to him and suggested a meeting.
Get it right!

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@elonmusk
Canada not a real country?
Why don’t you act like Gates and Buffet, billionaires with class, instead of acting like a child.
You could be respected and liked if only you acted like a sensible person.
But I think that ship has sailed. A leopard can’t change his spots.

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@DShulman_ESPN
Enjoy you and the crew, while you are in Detroit can you comment on and identify the square building behind the outfield?

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@LouieGohmertTX1 @replouiegohmert what an unbelievable terrible person you appear to be. That flag presentation put you over the top for “sleaze of the year”.

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@LindseyGrahamSC MAGA: Make Attorneys Get Attorneys!

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@LindseyGrahamSC do you still want to see the affidavit?

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@LindseyGrahamSC you once said Trump would be the downfall of the GOP. Looks like he may be the downfall of you!

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@ericgarland Get off the street, do you want to be roadkill?

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@colbertlateshow

#HeWhoShallBeNamed

I call him “Spanky” after Stormy Daniels claimed she spanked him with a Forbes magazine.

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@maddow

Love your show and you. But, McMaster University is not a small college in Canada. Student population 33,000.

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@CatHoffman14 Bouy are you right!

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Trump to @peterbakernyt on what he’d do: “But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we’d have a very, very solid, we would continue what we’re doing, we’d solidify what we’ve done, and we have other things on our plate that we want to get done.”

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

Amber says, “Whaaaat!”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The ramp that I descended after my West Point Commencement speech was very long & steep, had no handrail and, most importantly, was very slippery. The last thing I was going to do is “fall” for the Fake News to have fun with. Final ten feet I ran down to level ground. Momentum!

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

Don’t forget to add shallots and maple syrup. Sometimes walnuts.

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@realDonaldTrump @VP @jaredkushner @IvankaTrump @seanhannity @PressSec @TuckerCarlson @KellyannePolls @gtconway3d

Hydroxychloroquine can cause paranoia.

Paranoia definition: “...a false study done...given by obviously not friends of the administration.”

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

Spanky’s doctor’s memorandum doesn’t actual say Spanky is taking Hydroxychloroquine.

My offer still stands 5 to 1 odds.

Odds that some of his followers die from believing Spanky: 100%.

Sad.

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@realDonaldTrump @VP @jaredkushner @IvankaTrump @seanhannity @PressSec @TuckerCarlson @KellyannePolls @gtconway3d

Spanky says he’s taking Hydroxychloroquine.
Who wants to bet he isn’t, he just wants to prove he was right about the drug?

Any takers at 5 to 1?

How many will die?

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@realDonaldTrump @VP @jaredkushner @IvankaTrump @seanhannity @PressSec @TuckerCarlson @KellyannePolls @gtconway3d

Spanky says he’s taking Hydroxychloroquine.
Who wants to bet he isn’t, he just wants to prove he was right about the drug?

Any takers at 5 to 1?

How many will die?

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@realDonaldTrump @VP @jaredkushner @IvankaTrump @seanhannity @PressSec @TuckerCarlson @KellyannePolls @gtconway3d

US has 4.25% of world population.

On April 7 US had 14.4% of world deaths.

On April 21 US has 25.2% of world deaths.

Trump doesn’t want Americans to know this.

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

@realDonaldTrump @VP @jaredkushner @StephenMillerAL @IvankaTrump @seanhannity @PressSec @TuckerCarlson @KellyannePolls @gtconway3d

Sad, this is probably the most pathetic tweet Spanky has ever posted.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I watch and listen to the Fake News, CNN, MSDNC, ABC, NBC, CBS, some of FOX (desperately & foolishly pleading to be politically correct), the @nytimes, & the @washingtonpost, and all I see is hatred of me at any cost. Don’t they understand that they are destroying themselves?

[Phil Bayley @PNBayley]

The way they are playing the ball should be facing into the tree.

[Brian Gardiner @BrianLGardiner]

Have started with Christmas tree decorations. @NHLBlackhawks