ManiacalTeddy

I only tweet quality.

IG: maniacalteddy

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A factoid for your evening:

If you were to stack 2^100 pieces of paper, you'd have a stack of pages 13.4 billion light years long.

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The greatest movie in all of history turns 15 years young today.

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The new wooden spoons you get with McFlurries really have the taste, texture and shape of a tongue depressor.

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@kitchentongue Gonna marble all over these hornets

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Could any goddamn mouse manufacturer make a mouse/software that doesn't forget all of your hotkeys at a moments notice

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@SebVelaz Message me if you ever need it

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Every time I hear someone sputter the phrase "facts on facts" I want to reach over and strangle them

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My dad's ongoing battle trying to figure out how to order anything off of the internet continues to stagger me

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Between Melmen's never-ending whining and my sister's attitude it really is a race to see who gets kicked out of the house first.

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Just heard a high school student say 'Wendy's balls" in the change room and when his friends didn't say anything he had to correct to "Wendeez nuts" and it was so bad I nearly puked

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With tomorrow's Direct, let's see Switch 2 Pro, Chris Pratt is becoming the new permanent VA for Mario, Zelda gets delayed by a year, Pikmin 4 comes out tomorrow and Metroid Prime 4 is cancelled.

Also some new indie farming RPGs.

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Good thing I wasn't planning on going anywhere tomorrow

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@kitchentongue I've had a Vita for 10 years and just bought my first PSP last month if that helps

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Kim K crying about her sex tape being seen in Roblox is a lot harder to take seriously when she's crying in her studio lit, living room-sized closet in front of a TV crew

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Sidescrollers was the first podcast I listened to 13 years ago and it's still one of the biggest hits of nostalgia I go back and watch.
I think I need to dig up my old Nintendo Power issues too.

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Did you hear the news last night? An old friend is coming back.

I used generic stock video, over the top music & dramatic VO to create the most campy & cringe trailer I could.

How'd I do?

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@kitchentongue Not that I have numbers for how long the average couch are, but at 740 episodes and at a lowball of 2 seconds each, that's 24 minutes worth of footage.

Idea: Instead of the thing where people do a photo day for ten years, you could do a couch gag a day until you get bored.

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@SebVelaz

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I genuinely cannot understand how an Xbox controller causes late 90's and early 2000's input issues in Windows, as if they aren't made by the same company or something

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It's the year 2023 and I'm still the only person in the house who apparently knows how to plug in HDMI cords into a TV

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