Pocket Lint

To many things in this world are thrown away, taken for granted, underestimated! Today, something takes a stand. Rise of the Pocket Lint!

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Two lint walk into a pocket, and soon get thrown out just because they were lint #weneedchange #PowerToTheLint

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@dopequoties Thanks for following the one and only...Pocket Lint!

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Pocket Lint! Mildly entertaining.
@thefunnylist

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Man, the man who made up these dryer instructions be trippin'. How you goin' to tell people to rip me out of my home.
#ignorant

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Dude has a lint coat.... He would have had to poach in many pockets to do that #savethelint #lintcism

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I'm linty yeah I'm linty, I'm linty yeah I'm linty, pulled out of your pocket, now your pocket empty #2chainz #remix

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I'm just some pocket lint...
Living in a lonely pocket
A stranger pulled me out
And throw me anywhere...
#justasmalltowngirl #funny_tweets

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People who leave there pocket lint in there pocket, must not have got the memo about civil rights #freethelint

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The name is Pocket Lint. My hero name Super Lint. My arch enemy and nemesis is Dr Lint Roller.

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How many cats does it take to fly a plane.... How would I know I'm pocket lint #FunniestLintOnEarth

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See that's why you should date pocket lint. Everyone knows we exists, so we couldn't go extreme Catfish on you #aintnobodygottime4dat

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#TalkLikeYourBestFriend ... Oh wait I don't have any #sadlint

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Now watch me YOUUUU crank that linty boy YOUUUU crank that linty boy #buymynewmixtape

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Who let the lint out?? You you you you Who let the lint out?? You you you you

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We're through.... I feel like you stuff me in your back pocket when your friends come around

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When you reach in your pocket and think you found money but it's just a huge piece of lint #makesmyday

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I wish lint didn't exist...
#shitnobodysays

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The awkward moment when I'm all over your new black sweater.... And you don't have a lint roller #fail

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Don't stop
Dry it
Don't stop
Get that pocket_lint!!!
(Rick Ross voice)
#dontstop #remix

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Just a small town lint, living lonely pocket, she took the midnight hand going in the trash