Cucumber 🦎🥒💫

I love my horsey and my horsey loves me//// 🦨💫🛩️

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

Rocky discovers uncontrollable human bodily functions. Not a fan.

#PHM #gracerocky

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@FreshCoralBalls The worst thing about Australia is having to take a selfie to see this

[fish ₓ˚○◦˚. @obsessedfish]

no reason left to smile anymore huh

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

Is it just me or is his model even better??

[fish ₓ˚○◦˚. @obsessedfish]

Pantalone’s coat being more pulled over himself in Snezhnaya 😭💜💜💜💜

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@AuschwitzMuseum Spitting image of my mum, its insane how similar he looks to her

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@nypost Gottem

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

This lad doesnt know how big a parma is in Australia

[Yarny @Yarny09]

They’ve confused Austria with Australia ffs

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

Literally a huge part of our curriculum is sport, and every school has sport classes and sport days and sports carnivals. Its just engrained in us

[Jahn @perpetuallonerr]

australians are insane. how are they good at almost every sport

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@gyubberrik Diluc was 18 when all that went down.. so he'd be in his mid 20s to 28 if its actually been a decade.
And then with Lohen, he was found by Adorno as a child but his age wasnt specified...
Idk how he could be 13, he'd have to be 3 when found

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@gyubberrik I think Hoyo has messed up their own lore. Diluc was 14 when he became captain but Varka would never take a child on that expedition
From Lohens story quest, it said its been roughly a decade since the stuff with Eroch and Crepus... so the timeline is weird

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Women have spent their whole lives playing male characters without complaint. Give you one female protagonist and you cry like babies. So pathetic.

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@JendersII In Australia, a single person needs to earn $100k and a couple/family needs to earn up to $150-180k to live COMFORTABLY
Like...

(72k and 130k USD)

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@escmsics Trying to remember "cities" but theyre probably too small, most are under 200,000

[phanes @surtalogichor]

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pantalone's real name, feofan, is the russian form of the name theophanes which means manifestation of God or epiphany (the theo in the name meaning God and the phanes meaning "appears/appearing").

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@endverse_dean That is the hottest picture omg

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@stoyatel They finally see you as a person

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

In uni, for my major project/ thesis I created a book that was all about what would happen if dinosaurs were alive today: short answer, we'd kill and eat them, so I made a cookbook. We've eaten nearly every species in the world at least once over

[Ya6_ ⚢ @Ya6_tt]

Vcs não conseguem lidar com uma pessoa trans, mas juram q iriam se dar bem com outras espécies. Os vampiros iam ser caçados,fadas e sereias vendidas como bonecas sexuais,elfos segregados e os dragões tbm iam ser caçados até a extinção

[Cucumber 🦎🥒💫 @PocketDustStarr]

@ineffableklupin I completely missed this goddamnit

[suj @sillyenjoy3r]

the concept of ryan gosling lowkey supporting going on the sydney light rail without paying for it cause lowkey #based like why would i pay $5 to go 500m down the street

[Horrible Lizard @horriblelizard]

"this pink parrot" that is a fucking cockatoo and it is not mesmerised by the owl's fluffy feathers it's fucking with the owl because cockatoos are cheeky cunts