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I feel very strongly about Halloween & being in bed by 10pm

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m so happy

[julia @juumelo_]

can I come over put you in an enclosure and observe your behaviors

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

incredible goal by bellingham but what’s most important here is that we all acknowledge he’s the hottest soccer player on the planet

[david @soviettrauma]

NYC is one giant sports bar now

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

Egypt has the pyramids. New Zealand has @TPAIN. 🇳🇿

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[vani 🕷️ @shittyshiv]

all roads lead back to an everything bagel with cream cheese

[em @emilyagain]

My toxic trait is acting repulsed by Times Square while secretly wanting to spend the night at the Times Square Margaritaville because it actually looks fun as hell

[Cole @_nml831]

BUT THE OTHER SNOW JUST MELTED

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[Laundry Del Rey @moontruther34]

What’s a linen pants girl to do in weather like this

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[kay @harrymotif]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[unripe 🍏★waiting for the fox club era☆ @unr1pegir1]

I'm so over the moral decay of everyone. Seeing everyone behaving like unempathetic ghouls is really disturbing me.

[nanda kenobi @lecterdilf]

literally me

[Maira @maira4yo]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[derek davison @dwdavison]

Does this policy apply across the board? Can I get an MD at Oklahoma by saying shit like "livers are livers because God makes them want to do liverly things"? That would fucking rule.