Provo Music Police

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Sad, angry dad forced to make up new house rules. https://t.co/4Aj0M5KKrZ

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Who's got the best butt in Provo? Happy Cinco de Mayo.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Is everyone's Facebook timeline like 33% just informing you that Jesse Nicholas Quebbeman-Turley liked ClickHole and The Onion articles?

[iCarly @iCarly]

When someone else's lunch looks so good. #TBT

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

If not, just go to Velour. @CJaneKendrick "Are you friends with people who have the goal in life to become famous?"

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

It'd be really funny if someone made a joke on Facebook about how even Charles Manson is married but ~somehow~ they aren't.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Dude, you're Born in the Covenant, bro. Straight B. I. C.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

As far as I can tell, there are no rules as to when the chorister can declare that everyone has to stand up for a song, and that is effed.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Top Ten Signs That Your Cat Might Be Mormon.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Aw heck yeah I love when my two favorite #brands synergize! #neontrees #tacobell

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

They forgot include that one picture of Corey Fox. http://t.co/WGZnDfj4gj

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Proud of my Provo! http://t.co/bmrY0pVYed

[Jim Rat @chrisduce]

the new lds primary songbook is rad

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Follow (their examples of righteous living)

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Just got a swamp cooler installed in my car.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

They have not one but two of those blonde Provo futuremom members.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

LOL I am hearing Westward The Tide.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

The new Lake Island drummer plays TRAD GRIP?!?!

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

I think it's pretty messed up that they allow a store called True Religion to exist at City Creek.

[Provo Music Police @POGMasterProvo]

Just got my free meal at Los Hermanos. I report to the MTC at 1800 hrs.