Sarah Aldridge

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

"How do lava lamps work anyway?"

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

It's black and blue. #TheDress

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

"Zombie tree sexing"

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

*looks at my throat* "omg what this is the most red I've ever seen" "wait wait wait I want to see it again... Wow" - my doctor #fun

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

"You have a hickey on your forehead"

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

Shit gets real when playing trivia crack

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

About to throw a brick at a speaker playing Christmas music

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

When you know someone's lying to you<

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

Was just in a grocery store and they were playing the piano version of let's get physical...

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

"Papa Noel... That sounds sexual"

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

I feel so sick:(

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

Currently listening to black and yellow with my dad... Ok #fridaynightrager

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

It's amazing how much can change in less than a year.

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

Getting real tired of the same shit.

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

Just planned a trip to Transylvania with @laura_mad3lin3 ...Weird shit happens at 3am. #witchhunt

[Sarah Aldridge @Pointlesssarah]

Geometry needs to go #nothankyou