Dan Nelson

i know nothing of this twitter

[Dan Nelson @PokemasterDan27]

@molllsballls4 How do you get the macaroni on each prong on a spoon??? That’s what I thought.

[Savage Paramedics @savageparamedic]

When you get dispatched to an address you just cleared from

[Savage Paramedics @savageparamedic]

My ability to remember random song lyrics from 10 years ago far exceeds my ability to remember a patient’s name I just heard 10 seconds ago

[Savage Paramedics @savageparamedic]

Top 10 things I say everyday at work

[Dan Nelson @PokemasterDan27]

@SamBurrows445 @FuscoSam Is that suppose to win the argument? Or prove it?

[cat is short for catthew @222matty]

its officially get in your car and yell FUCK weather

[Dan Nelson @PokemasterDan27]

@skoeppen17 Thanks

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and then asked it to write a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

When you're almost done picking teams in gym class.

[Dan Nelson @PokemasterDan27]

@mona_lexi @haley_mags

[paige @clrmontreyqs]

if you've never watched b99 before and this scene alone doesn't make you want to then what is wrong with you

[💕💖✨ @xbeebalm]

@haley_mags we’ve been friends for my entire life, mainly in childhood. you have come so far out of your shell since then, you are so wholesome and so creative, you’re going to do amazing things. it’s your world and i’m livin in it girl!

[Dylan Walsh @Walshd14]

Is this what true love looks like? @SamBurrows445

[NFL @NFL]

.@STEFONDIGGS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!! #SKOL

#NOvsMIN #NFLPlayoffs https://t.co/UAoNJ2NJ97

[NBS Golf @GolfNBS]

What an ending! https://t.co/bbpBYhYBl6

[Dan Nelson @PokemasterDan27]

Happy birthday to the best girlfriend around @haley_mags and the baby jeebus

[Dan Nelson @PokemasterDan27]

Talking about dopamine in class teacher: “nothing will feel as good as as graduating school...... except the first time using meth”

[Dan Nelson @PokemasterDan27]

@skoeppen17 @AlexOlson6 Good things happen to bad people -Sam Koeppen 2017