Laura Eischen

I am a steward of good karma. I am an Ambassador of Hockey. My life motto is: Work hard. Play hard.

[Laura Eischen @PolarBabe]

@ThePGACaniac @Canes @NHL Amen.

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@wyshynski @Canes You should see it decorated at Christmas. It’s insane.

[jessi @jessdelaslajas]

PAUL MAURICE IS WEARING A SHIRT WITH HIS CATS POPPY AND PENNY PHOTOSHOPPED OVER THE FLORIDA PANTHERS LOGOS 😭😭😭 MY COACH

[Laura Eischen @PolarBabe]

Ha! I feel ya’ TJ.

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@gtoddh Negative.

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Sometimes you need a “stop doing” list as badly as you need a “to-do” list.

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@The_JohnPowell Same.

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You’re going to be surprised real soon at how everything suddenly and miraculously worked in your favor. You will realize how your current situation was only leading you to a blessing. Nothing is a mistake. #believe

[Laura Eischen @PolarBabe]

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think oh shit it’s the cops

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Advice from my mom at 10:00am:
“If you have a cough, it not to early in the day drink a whiskey.” 🥃

[Laura Eischen @PolarBabe]

@joeydoster And THAT my friend, is why God invented TikTok

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Which is the hardest for you to say?

1. I love you
2. I was wrong
3. I need help
4. I love 10 p.m. Tuesday games
5. I'm sorry

[Laura Eischen @PolarBabe]

Today’s first world problem: the battery in my electric toothbrush died this morning and I had to manually brush my teeth.

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@williamncusa @ariavidacary 😮

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"Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent to loosing your balloon or dropping your ice cream cone"

[Laura Eischen @PolarBabe]

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there fucking it up.

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Why do they call it “When Animals Attack”? They should call it “When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals”.