Scotty Hotpockets

Vodka, Porn, And A Million Dead At Stalingrad

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@FringeMonkey Always enjoy your reviews, thank you for your service!

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@thejasonbyrne We were at your show 4 nights in a row, n ye smashed it every night, grand job

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@marknelsoncomic We were the same last night, but for fife. 22:10, get on it or you’re staying at Waverley the night.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@Newsstand_UK This is a fantastic company who have always delivered. No idea how many steps there are between their warehouse and my front door, but the one time lately of many successful orders that a magazine didn’t come, it was replaced with no drama. Brilliant. 5 stars.

[Gareth Dennis @GarethDennis]

@rhi_annan oh my god

there are so many of these features:
https://t.co/YiCnGTEL9J

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@Paddy_Scotsman When it was cold he was Friar Tuck

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@Lindyssportsmag @Newsstand_UK The pre-season starts now!

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@ScottWamplerBMD I really do count myself lucky that I caught this late one night when it first aired in Scotland all those years ago, never forgot it.

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@BazzaBazra @MickMcCahill Lee Naylor’s gone?! Awww😞

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@Paddy_Scotsman @WILTY_TV @BBCOne @Raj_Bisram @SophieHermannUK @gemcairn @joshwiddicombe Hell of a magic trick!

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@BrianWCollins Goodfellas

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@scottEmovienerd I saw this on my 13th birthday, with friends. I couldn’t understand why it had all the parts, but no funny. Havent seen it since.

[Tin Man @Paddy_Scotsman]

Tianamen Square Sausage

Pun credit: @Polarbearu2

[Tin Man @Paddy_Scotsman]

Donald Trump realising he only has Tiktok left

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@IanDunt Trapped In Paradise and It Could Happen To You, now you got a list

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@JimMFelton It may look bad, but try looking at it upside down. Looks a lot better that way.

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@marknelsoncomic 1 more year of sorrow, then.
Remember the rhyme
Find it hard, good year on the card
Find it squishy, gonna be pishy

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@Kristen_Arnett Arrested Development- When Gob throws the dead dove into the ocean with the line “Go back to whence you came!”

[Scotty Hotpockets @Polarbearu2]

@MichaelLamberta @ottocrat Now, imagine being Scottish
A party you never voted for made a decision based on a referendum you never voted for and then won 2 more elections, without any main seats from Scotland, to a surprising success.
Seems we are totally irrelevant to British politics.
So aye, it’s worse