PolarCoug

I'm a cool conservative penguin. If you're looking for a liberal penguin go find another iceberg.

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This is PolarCoug's daughter. We are seeking donations to help cover the costs of my father's funeral, thank you http://t.co/S7ALmbPiP2

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In the HildaBeast's case, it was the horse that rode in on her.

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My dyslexic gay friend is so excited for February 14th. He thinks it's Vaseline Day!

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Michelle is not the brightest penny in the piggy bank...I think her I.Q. is on par with a pine cone.

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"I think I'll have a bowl of Lucky Charms." - Reggie Love

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@HappiKamper :-)

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"Oh Mama, I wants me a $10 Million condo so bad!" - Chelsea Clinton

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What do the Clintons have in common with Massachusetts? Both have ugly Chelseas.

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Chelsea is so ugly, that when she was born, the Doctor slapped Webb Hubbell.

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Anthony Weiner's favorite 007 phrase: "Shaken not stirred."

[Hunter Biden’s Life Coach @Dave_AllRighty]

Yeah, like we couldn't ID his persona from a mile away. “@PolarCoug: I disliked Obama before it was cool to dislike Obama.”

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Michelle Obama has pig tails... but only in her armpits.

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Know what the hotel clerk said when Barry tried to check Mooch in before the births? "Sorry, no choom in the inn."

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Lois Lerner has her nose so far up Odramas' derriere that his doctor uses her input as a rectal thermometer.

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Chelsea plans to name her baby Buck, after Hillary's teeth.

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Congratulations Chelsea on your baby girl. Don't ever leave her alone with Grandpa.

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Does excessive Cocaine use give one big ears?

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Chris Matthews is a little to old & tough for my tastes...I'm not a fan of tingly food, either.

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At the heart of every Leftist is a frustrated dictator.

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I am sure the captain of the Titanic thought he was doing an excellent job until he got his jockey shorts wet.