If two friends find eachother attractive. That relationship will fail. Therefore one must find the other hideous. To maintain all of my female friendships, I show them my disfigured mangled penis. I don't like it. But whatever it takes to stay friends.
@BradyHartel Y'know, I WAS gonna read it. But since you're gonna be such a pretentious prick about it, I won't. I'm just gonna jerk off to her fat tits. Are you happy?