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I’m pretty much just winging it.

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You know, I think Nolan has done something that has never happened before. For the first time in history all of Europe is united. All it took was an arrogant fuckwit thinking we’d stand aside and let him disrespect Greece.

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Ugh. I need ice cream or something to drown my sorrows with.

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I think I’ve successfully failed my final exam spectacularly. Hopefully I did enough to scrape a pass at least but I’m not holding my breath. Seriously, I fucking sucked. I only managed to write 500 words of gibberish out of 800 because I ran out of time. Yeah, Ive totally failed

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No language ever needs as many words for ‘then’ that Latin seems to have. I think I’ve learnt about four now. And probably forgotten more. 🫠

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Yeah, I’m aware that they really wanted to attribute as much as they could to their version of Cleopatra. The original Mary Sue. Well, until that messy business with Octavius happened.

Fuck knows why they made Caesar and Antony simps.

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Every so often I remember that awful Cleopatra Netflix show and wonder why they didn’t at least google to look just how old the Roman empire was by the time Caesar was in charge. It certainly wasn’t just starting to expand. I swear, google is right there.

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I couldn’t sleep last night because I couldn’t stop thinking that just liver and fava beans sounds kinda boring. Surely there was more, like chips or new potatoes or something. And maybe an onion gravy or it’d be pretty dry too.

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My mum just cheerfully told me that ‘that dog shocker guy’ has been banned from here!

Even my mum just knows Hasan Piker as the guy that shocked his dog. 😂

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I think my fan is just blowing hot air at me. 🫠

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Why did Starling go to the storage facility at night? That poor old man probably wants to sleep!

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I mean, how can someone make the word closer sound so scary?

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You know, every time I watch The Silence of the Lambs I’m reminded of just how amazing Anthony Hopkins is.

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Barbie saying she doesn’t love Ken is the most unbelievable part of the Barbie movie. Only psychopaths don’t love Ryan Gosling.

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@RightSide_Uk You mean English, she doesn’t seem to have anything against the Scottish, Irish or Welsh flags, on the English flag. It’s only the English flag that is apparently racist, only the English that are seemingly demonised, it’s safer to claim to be British than English these days.

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When your nickname is Cunctator, you’ve really gotta be careful how you say it…

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It’s not cruel to pull someone aside and politely say ‘mate, you’re dressed like a cheap hooker from the 80s, maybe tone down the sequins.’

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This is gonna sound mean, so don’t get me arrested please, but has anyone noticed how some of the er… older trans women always dress like 00s era Kat Slater? Why don’t they dress normally? And why does no one tell them that they look like they’re gonna go work the streets?

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@Shaitanah I’ll definitely check it out then!

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Wait, wait, wait! Did Whoopie Goldberg actually tell Greeks who are angry about the Odyssey travesty that they aren’t true Greeks and aren’t true believers of their mythology?! An American is telling Greek citizens that they don’t understand their history?! Wow.