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Just a man with something to prove, slightly bored and severely confused.

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

KNOCK ME DOWN
THERE YOU GO

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@DamySoxfan @JeffPassan @OldTakesExposed

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. @FffInsider sources inform me the Avacados are showing high interest in Deon Jackson. They know something we don't?

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@AugieNash @cardinalsgifs @joshisnothome Let's get it Nooted in here. In the first to right!

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.@Bowl_of_Worcel inspired me to sing Sheryl Crow at karaoke tonight.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

ALBERT HAS DONE IT!

700!!!!!

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@cardinalsgifs @joshisnothome All that glitters is gold 😎, especially daddy hacks to right in the first

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

ALBERT HAS DONE IT!

697!!!

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@cardinalsgifs PUT IT IN THE LOUVRE

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@cardinalsgifs @joshisnothome Don't fix what ain't broken. The Prince of all the Sex, straight up the middle in the 6th.

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@cardinalsgifs @joshisnothome Pujols feels due. Leading off the second, and I think he hits Big Mac Land this time!

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@cardinalsgifs Saw it on the broadcast and my FIRST thought was, "Oh, gifs is gonna love that."

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.@PitchingNinja can we get a "Sword of the Year" leaderboard update? Feels like the 50' curve from Karinchak v. Baez last night has to be up there

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@cardinalsgifs @joshisnothome I'll ditto @StewStilez and call Nado to LF, but I'm not waiting around until the 7th for it. First inning lfg

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.@UmpScorecards just waiting for the Ed Hickox scorecard

[Joe Posnanski @JPosnanski]

The best there ever was … or ever will be.

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@ThereGoesAlex_ @STU_BenH found Mo's burner

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@bschaeffer12 Well that was the catch. A stupid good deal but you have to trade your franchise icon for no reason lol.

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@bschaeffer12 here's a poll idea: would you trade Hence, Burleson, Libby and ALBERT PUJOLS for Juan Soto?

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@cardinalsgifs @joshisnothome DC in DC because chaos. 5th, center.