Danielle Poling

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[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

Played a game where we had a mercy the whole game and she did literally 0 healing.... just played assault mercy the whole game... #OverWatch

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

Thankful I wear black every day because it's 8:30 and I've spilled coffee on myself 3 times. #HappyMonday

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

one of the small neighbor humans. was outside. blowing magic rainbow spheres. so of course i went over to investigate. i know they were magic. because every time i tried to catch one. it disappeared. i have since concluded. that this small neighbor human. is a wizard

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

You ever have one of those days where literally everything annoys you?

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

A perk of no longer being a student is being able to read for fun again

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

I type and delete more messages than I send. I'm torn between wanting to respond and not wanting people to hate me for being a bitch. #SarcasmIsMyFirstLanguage

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

Life has a dark sense of humor

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

Me: I don't think I'll like Brigitte..
Me: Throws ulting https://t.co/zUwSA4XhcZ off cliff
Me: I like Brigitte
#overwatch #Brigitte

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

Fridays weren't meant to be this stressful... #SendHelp

[Jimmy Sartino 🇻🇦🇮🇹🇺🇸 @JimmySartino]

Be Practical :

If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you , would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390 away?

No.

You would move on.

Right?

We have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

@PlayOverwatch If my mech doesn't meow when it explodes I'm gonna be real upset...

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

I'm in that medium phase of "vowing to work out more" where I wear yoga pants every day but don't actually exercise and that actually seems to be enough for me.

[Isabelle @animalcrossing]

I have a fun idea… Let's all retweet this tweet! If we can get to 100K retweets worldwide, we'll give everyone 20 Leaf Tickets! #PocketCamp_RT

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

Already in full Grinch mode

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me after daylight savings

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

It's official: A #BobsBurgers movie is coming in 2020. 🍔 🎬 https://t.co/WL2yFfCBPs

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

Today is Bruce's first day of school 🐶❤

[Danielle Poling @PolingDanielle]

Pie crust makes me angry.