PoLitCrit

Puns, satire, commentary, and literature. Expel the Orange menace! #fbr #resist #Broncos #IBelieveInHighSchoolStudents

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Ahem

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Well, so much for that.

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@NEWMERICA92 Well then, I hope I’m your favorite in the under 600 club!

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What kind of zombie can’t feel a fly laying larvae on his dome? #flygate #PenceIsPoop #pencesfly #MAGGOTPENCE

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Why didn’t the announcement from Trump say he and Melania had contracted the China virus? Now it’s Covid-19? #TrumpHasCovid #TrumpCovid

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Hey. I’m only 4400 followers short of 5000. And that is the number of times I vomited in my mouth last night. #Debates2020 #Debatenight #debate #TrumpIsARacist

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Some very fine people are saying #LindseyGrahamIsLosing

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

do u think that burger king and dairy queen fuck sometimes

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

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[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Vic Fangio hoping you can trade in timeouts for points after the game?

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Is the tomahawk chop part of social change? #KCvsHOU #NFLKickoff

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Antifa sabotage? Hardly. Actually, some “very fine people” just watched their janky ass boats sink. #Dumbkirk #AntifaTerrorists

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I’m sure some “very fine people” just watched their janky ass boats sink. #Dumbkirk

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I support this hashtag! #Dumbkirk

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How do you say “golden shower” in Russian? #TrumpsBrowserHistory

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What is a bone spur? #TrumpsBrowserHistory

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Love this.

[Hoops Unwrapped @HoopsUSN]

Power post game interview for Jamal Murray after another 50 point game👏👏 https://t.co/GTCpLpiT6H

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#JamalMurray represented #Nuggets in the post game interview tonight and made all of us lifelong #DenverNuggets fans proud.

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Denver Nuggets in an elimination game? #NBAPlayoffs #nuggets

[Hondo ☮️ 💔🌻🇺🇦🌻 @HondoResists]

Kim Jong Un is faking being in a coma because he doesn't want to speak at the RNC.