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Soundlight Princess

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anyone else notice the try not to kill yourself challenge getting a lot harder lately?

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the chobani just flipped the second tower

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i hope you all are having a good fujoshi february

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nobody at the toluca lake chipotle knows i’m wearing a Blondita top and rare japan-exclusive nike air rifts

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smoke em if you got em

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just scheduled my gender-affirming fat and baldification surgery

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my pronouns are camel / cheetah

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the dan and phil relationship reveal is a psyop

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

I’m ngl bro if our love is tragedy why are u my clarity

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life is so beautiful when ur heart is full of love for ur friends and hatred for ur enemies

[emily north @north0fnorth]

the best feeling in the world is returning to chicago after a long time away, seeing the massive bulk of the sears tower on the horizon elegantly soaring half a kilometer into the sky, and knowing you’re finally home in the greatest city on planet earth

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I like to imagine the ocean is one big advil liquid gel

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michael grape bubbler

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the bag is a cruel mistress

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those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it

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@magic_zip grow up

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people in their mid twenties need to let go of 2019

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in a bad mood, might succumb to evil tendencies

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enjoying a favorite hobby of mine called “reading my own tweets from 4 years ago”