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[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

secret’s out

[Texas Custom Patios @tcpoutdoor]

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[Nicole Sganga @NicoleSganga]

HOUSTON — Among those standing in the 3-hour TSA security line at George Bush Intercontinental Airport is Former Attorney General Bill Barr.

[Dot @PolkaDotHTX]

@tcpoutdoor @RODEOHOUSTON Love the Rodeo but love being home with my feet up in my backyard more!

[Texas Custom Patios @tcpoutdoor]

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[Al Karsten @FootballGuy_Al]

Huge shoutout to this Carolina Panthers fan dressed as Clark Griswold trapped in the attic in “Christmas Vacation.”

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Just pour the scalding coffee into my cupped hands, please

[iluhdabears🐻 @BearDownGirl]

Don't let packers fans fool you, this is how they all are when playing Chicago

[Dot @PolkaDotHTX]

@tcpoutdoor I've seen these side effects first hand!

[Brad @Brad__22]

Trump Derangement Syndrome has gotten so out of hand that some libs freak out when the guy merely suggests the opposition party should be executed for sedition

[Chris Edwards @OneChrisEdwards]

It takes some kind of balls to even suggest this to the creator of The Wire:

[Steve Schale @steveschale]

Props to his GF’s sorority on crushing the balloon archway.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

What is something you thought was fancy as a kid, but in reality it was not?

Four words:

General Foods International Coffee

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Mumford and Sons playing 'The Cave' to a crowd of 20 people at a pizzeria

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Tones and I playing Dance Monkey in a parking lot before the song came out

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

MGMT playing 'Kids' to a crowd of maybe 25 people on a college quad:

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

One of my all-time favorite type of videos is pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known.

A thread of some examples:

Bastille playing Pompeii in what looks like someone's living room:

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Make your father proud by knowing it’s 'Father's Day,' with an apostrophe.

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

hear me out.......what if TX lawmakers have a gummy at least once before they vote to ban THC

[B. J. Bethel @BJBethelTweets]

Dear @usedgov I found more mistakes after first read-thru. Will add more corrections later.