Grant Sh3rwin

Cool as a cucumber in bowl of hot sauce. Monday hangover merchant

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

She let her intrusive thoughts win

[euan @_euanmillar]

Me and my mates doing lines of ptsd and hayfever in the pub toilets

[Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ @danohagan]

That Milan team of the early 90s, and Channel 4’s coverage. Hard to stress just how big a deal it was. Going into school on a Monday morning and all the talk was of Serie A, the clubs, the superstars. A proper golden age of European football and coverage of an overseas league.

[90s Football @90sfootball]

One of the greatest defenders of all time.

Here's Franco Baresi in the 1994 World Cup final at 34-years-old, putting in an incredible performance 24 days after suffering a severe meniscus tear that required surgery.

RIP

[CJ 🍀 @celtic_jaime]

The sky sports camera man filming Daizen Maeda

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

Hang it in the GOMA.

[Jari the Hutt @kurri_jari]

Most Assists in a Season:

Gretzky: 163
Gretzky: 135
Gretzky: 125
Gretzky: 122
Gretzky: 121
Gretzky: 118
Gretzky: 114
Lemieux: 114
Gretzky: 109 (x2)
Gretzky: 102
Orr: 102
Kucherov: 100
McDavid: 100
Lemieux: 98
Oates: 97

I propose, once again, the NHL make an award for Most Assists in a Season.

And name it the Wayne Gretzky Trophy.

Thank you.

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

This has got me ready to not run through a wall.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Not seen a Macallister struggle in America this much since Home Alone 2

[Squinter @squinteratn]

Fuck. It’s Paulie Walnuts.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 Here’s why Leo Messi is the greatest player in football history 👇

👕 1,163 matches.
⚽️ 919 goals.
🎯 418 assists.
📊 1.15 goal contributions per match.
✅ 3 World Cup finals.
✅ The competition’s all-time leading scorer and assist provider.
Barcelona 🇪🇸:
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 La Liga titles.
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Copa del Rey titles.
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Spanish Super Cups.
🏆🏆🏆🏆 Champions League titles.
🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Super Cups.
🏆🏆🏆 Club World Cups.

PSG 🇫🇷:
🏆🏆 Ligue 1 titles.
🏆 Trophée des Champions.

Inter Miami 🇺🇸:

🏆 MLS Cup.
🏆 Supporters’ Shield.
🏆 Leagues Cup.
Argentina 🇦🇷:
🏆 World Cup.
🏆🏆 Copa América titles.
🏆 Finalissima.
🏆 U20 World Cup.
🏆 Olympic Games.
Individual awards:
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 8 Ballon d’Or awards.
🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 8 FIFA Player of the Year awards.

👟👟👟👟👟👟 6 European Golden Shoes.

🎖️🎖️ 2-time World Cup Player of the Tournament.
🌎🌎 2 Laureus World Sportsman of the Year awards.

🇦🇷 16-time Argentine Player of the Year.

🌟 9-time La Liga Player of the Year.
🔥 8-time La Liga top scorer.
🇪🇺 6-time Champions League top scorer.

👶 1 Golden Boy award.

🇦🇷 Record goalscorer for Argentina with 125 goals.
🇦🇷 Record assist provider for Argentina with 65 assists.
🌎 Record for goal contributions in Copa América history with 32.
💥 Record for most goals in a calendar year with 91.
🔥 Record for most La Liga goals with 474.

🎯 Record for most La Liga assists with 192.

🇪🇸 Record for most goals in a single La Liga season with 50.

⚽️ Record for most La Liga hat-tricks with 36.

💥 Record for scoring in the most consecutive La Liga matches with 21.

🥅 Record for most direct free-kick goals in La Liga with 38.

⚔️ Record goalscorer in El Clásico history with 26.

💫 Record for most goals in official finals with 35.

Absolutely monstrous. 🤩

[Jimmy Murphy @JimmyMu35984013]

Right about Pogba

Right about Mainoo

Right about Declin Rice

Right about Grealish

Right about Anderson

They laugh when Souness says it. They abuse him for saying it. Then a few years later everyone quietly arrives at the same conclusion.

[Grant Sh3rwin @PollockPirlo]

Just put a guy on him though? Simple.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Messi against Man Utd in 2019. Pogba was in disbelief 😭

[Grant Sh3rwin @PollockPirlo]

He’s said “£200m+ jobbers” very kindly to there…

[Sports Uncensored @SportsUncensrd]

🚧 “The two midfielders [Rice and Anderson] are limited!”

😲 “I think [Rice] might be a centre half!”

Graeme Souness believes England’s midfield pairing are not as good as people make out…

📺 https://t.co/KHR0JyPSFr

[𝐃��𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧…

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Oh no no

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Sources confirm there will still be a bank holiday in England to celebrate the Djed Spence tackle.

[Craig @meh_musings]

Harsh to put that glass thing behind him. How’s he meant to concentrate when all he can think about is licking it.

[Anthony Joseph @AnthonyRJoseph]

People give this app a bad rep, but it’s been on fire for the last couple of hours.

Fair play, everyone 👏