Polly Edler

Smooth seas don't make good sailors

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Life's too short to be bitter. Shit happens. I just want everybody to be pals 🌈☀️🦄

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Whenever I say I'm a bad person @elishaladell333 compares me to Hitler to put things into perspective xxxxx

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@itsjoesantoro The braces are fab. Keep them til you're 95

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@elishaladell333 Very accurate

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Polly the anxious goat. Sounds about right x x x https://t.co/3EEJOLPfmN

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Why is everyone laughing at the Leeds line up ?? Papa Roach and Beartooth ???? yyyyEeeeeees please

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A lovely pup I met in work yesterday. I love my job x x x

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@balexr Ah yes. Boobs will never be an issue for me when it comes to fitting into clothes. If a 8 year old boy will fit into it, so will I

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I just got 2 tshirts for a total of £2.80 and that is why I shop in the kids section of Primark

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Find yourself a guy who purposely feeds his cows in the shape of a heart just to send to you ❤️

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@AmyCadAmyCad That jacket. Immortalised by photographic evidence. No escape.

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Anyone got an old manky cat I can video for my final uni film ? lol

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@elishaladell333 Cannot relate

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Tried to be a grown up xx opened a washing machine full of water xx goodbye x

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Srsly considering going to Slam Dunk on my ones

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Is there a nicer sight than a big fat sale sign on the front of Zara ?

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Felt selfish keeping these to myself. An artistic masterpiece.

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Were the words* sorry everyone. Couldn't let that one slide x https://t.co/tmskGDURPa

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Walked into my lecture 10 mins late and first thing I heard was the words "French critical theory"