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Whats the square root of 69? Oh shit that jokes taken

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Do they give happy endings at benihana’s?

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But i did in fact get stolen off on

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If you use someone & steal from them on top of it.., call it what you want but in my book thats a disposable person… thats not getting a ring on your finger… oh wait i forgot you dont care about that

[POOCH #1 FAN ACCOUNT @PoloClubBoy]

4 am questions

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Would you rather catch a DUI or raise a child

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@waitmaya 31

[Chakk @JustChakk]

Hitting the Prospa “UHHHH” when I nut

[𑣲𝓳 @luvvraq]

your soulmate prob saw u vaping one time & said nvm

[POOCH #1 FAN ACCOUNT @PoloClubBoy]

Hey @grok, this girl told me she gets wet just by thinking of me … does that mean she loves me?

[❤️‍🔥 @witnessborne]

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself

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Does anyone else wake up in the morning to their roommate staring at them like a sleep paralysis demon?

[POOCH #1 FAN ACCOUNT @PoloClubBoy]

Arc Bag Secured.

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I saw a sex robot driving a tesla today… didn’t expect the future to look like this

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How much crack could a crackhead chuck if a crackhead could chuck crack

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Went to a wh*re house. Did not, in fact, save money.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

When you don’t have a valentine but at least you saving money

[Johnny Drama Chase @JohnnyDramaChas]

You know who isn’t in the Epstein files? VINCENT CHASE!

[POOCH #1 FAN ACCOUNT @PoloClubBoy]

Take the rimjob

leave the cannoli

[POOCH #1 FAN ACCOUNT @PoloClubBoy]

Yea your new pet turtle sounds pretty cool & all but is he going to watch us have sex?

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This was my random roommate in college. We’re still friends to this day

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨VIRAL NOW: This college student uploaded. This video to complain her roommate for being ‘inconsiderate’ at 12:30 PM while she was relaxing.