Polwarth Pelicans

All things Polwarth Pelicans in the Sighthill 5s. si per infernum itis perserva

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The club would like to thank their former striker davey rab for 11 goals in 29 games. He's done more miles than Forrest Gump but finishes like him as well. Trent Cowan-Arnold will be making his debut 27th of September to look forward to!!

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4 undefeated. We've found out form! Josh cole hasn't. Sloppy win against some cannon fodder last week but against ''Cannon Fodder feat. Sam Smith'' this week we were scary good. Shearer motm for me and the pels got marching on

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Third coming of Christ is it. Roddy motm as our first team returned from our respective sabbaticals. 16-12 and a free win next week but blythey lost his head worse than aaron Lennon at a petrol station on the m602

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🚨 PELICAN IN PERIL 🚨
Eastern Europe has broken the admin and a rebuild is needed. Talks have broken down for 'Juicy' unfortunately but thank god we're not trying to sign 'Supergrass' 🦆

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falling apart in more ways than one. Luke has done a masterclass this season. Going down is Jimmy Cowans favourite thing to do (like a true pelican). 0 points -27 goal difference but even worse we can't stop spewing and pulling shockers. Go again autumn

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Come into our own in the later stages, last minute pen from Barton, got pumped by Tekers and AC Midlothian U13s. We're staying up though. Refs more bent then Callum herd but the emails been drafted. More abuse saturday with my husband shearer

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Wheels have come off. Couldn't score in a brothel and the Robertson couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat. Any ugly women out tonight come to the bingo to cheer us up. 4-7 loss and missed a penalty need another mental health break

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Pelicans are in trouble. Halfway through the season. Huge win on Wednesday with the cbs who can't stop scoring. Debbie's shite pastries poisoning us but another mental health break. Half the team is out for Wednesday our legs are fucked send out turd for the sympathy vote. 9-8

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We wanted to lose and it's come. Blythey fancied an early shower and he went for one. I've never seen a team bring in people from the pub and start 20 mins late but you can't keep the pelicans down. Moral high ground fc go again Wednesday

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These women keep taking our money but the pelicans had to get away for a mental health break. We don't care cos you can't keep a pelican down we're made of sterner stuff

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6 goals.

8-6.

3/3.

Top of div 1.

''There's a division 2 boys'' - Tekkerslovakia.

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What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance ever?

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Winning is a disease, I hope they don't find a cure. A 'weakened' Pelicans are continuing this scary run of form to be top of the table and show we're fair-weather ballers. The ox and the bullet were out. 16-7 win and a free hit next week so roll out the B team.

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State of it. There was a call to arms (or wings) for us to go out tonight but only Tim caroll and shittu fancied a night out. If you can play centre half, our DMs are open #utsp

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SEX, DRUGS and shithousing the league but enough about our Wednesday. Your favourite 5 a side team celebrate their first ever win 15-6 and are heading to stramash!. If I found either jack in bed with my wife I'd tuck him in.

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We're on the phone. The club regrets to inform the fans that Callum herd has been released from the Polwarth Pelicans. We're scrambling to find him a club but no takers. We want to thank for his 0 goal contributions in 0 games and wish him all the best for the future!

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Your favourite 5 a side team had to get away and sort our heads out. We've gone to get MONEY. Our star striker and GK have come flying out the traps to celebrate our star CB. We'll be keeping you posted. We didn't play one Wednesday cos we would've got humped. Mon the seagulls

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The admin can only apologise for less than stellar commitment to the pelicans but the boys are showing plenty of fight this. Our goalkeeper and star centre back were asked to present motd but respectfully declined in solidarity. Free hit on Wednesday. #utsp

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16-15 win in a friendly after the other team shitebags out

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A historic win!! 5 goals each for the keeper and Sanchez! #mtsp

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After three heavy defeats in a row the top scorers had to go to Paris to find something. They ended up finding the third Adams brother in hopes of a first win on Wednesday. Up the shagging pels.