Polymorphic One

I shall judge you based upon my personal demons against an unattainable standard while belittling you for not living up to my expectations.

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All you need is love. Well, oxygen, you need oxygen. Oh, and water. And nutrients. Gotta have water and nutrients. But that's it. And pie...

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@GreeGreeHoist As stressful as improv can be I'm not surprised that the daily activities of life feel that way. Some days taking a shower requires a Herculean effort from me to accomplish.

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@GreeGreeHoist Sundays are great for just relaxing.

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@NoirPoetograpy Gives a whole new meaning to "rock-n-roll". Hope no one was hurt.

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@NoirPoetograpy It was unnecessarily cryptic. I was just playing with you for a giggle.

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No one likes hearing about scrapbooking as much as you like doing it.

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@GreeGreeHoist Same, although tomorrow will be "clean the house and assorted other chores day" around here.

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Wag the dog.

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Wanna follow an independent young woman, who's most excellent Dad is an inspiration to all, and her journey through literary self-expression? Then look no further than @MyWriteAffair. If not, then just go back to giving your cats a bubble bath.

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@ClaymoreJ79 I can't even name a single one of their songs nor could I recognize the members if I happened to bump into them in a Walmart parking lot.

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@CorieJCross @chapsmyanus We're doing fine here. Bit of a struggle for me at times, but we've got each other so all is well.

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@chapsmyanus We're busted.

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Boiler up, Hammer down!

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Of course I know it's not likely to last long this way but please endulge me in a bit of halftime joy.

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@derkiletian

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That is a lovely tribute, but it's for Neil Armstrong and the crew of Apollo 11's moon landing not Gus Grissom and the crew of Apollo 1 who died on January 27, 1967 while testing their capsule. Neil was also a Purdue alum, by the way.