Cornelius Buntpenis

official dog toy of the world

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@chasedbywasps I call bullshit.

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@Czar_Of_Silly Yeah like...I meant you could use it....on a girl, like hypothetically on a girl...you know, just forget it. I'm sorry, I'm fuckin sorry, I'm such a fuck up. Just forget it.

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@Czar_Of_Silly Sry....just some. Hypothetical bedroom talk....never had a gf tho so.....idk if it would work?. .

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@nowherelad1 I know what shreak was doing was inappropriate but the shocked and discouraged look on his face on panel 3 makes me feel deeply saddened. I'm sorry...

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@kosmicant How do u achieve the color bleed/ soft distortions.....?

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@expired_grl Yuuurrrrp. That's okay though, right...?

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@skullatr0nned I am not your follower. But......a lost toad beneath some lonely leaf in a rainstorm....a droplet of water forming in the valleys of the leaf... Maybe he's content... Or resigned .

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@stelleoomf @OldGhost47 @Winterhexed ur kane parsons tweet is hilarious!!

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@casterisnice In the brian

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@Yeah__Penguin What if I like that boiling sensation. A calming pain.

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@lean_brah worth more than my car.

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@Funni288271 Yeah one quick question: will this adventure fit on my TV?

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@cooldudetm You didn't even get to level 2, buddy.

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@BisqueBoi @its_anewworld Then we'll die logged and bare like two good ol' boys with one last feast before the eruption of our lives. How absolutely dashing.

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@ArtofSpongebob That my dear is a trowel