soloman ‘the dark knight’ pompadou

Live, laugh, love. Professional footballer at #hustlefc

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On that shit already

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Pro Clubs is going to be an absolute shambles with this tackle on FIFA 23 😭

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Waking up to this glorious news. Get in!

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Hard at work at the gym today, my mrs brought me to a chat show and fair to say I think I got some great compliments 😌 #beingthischunkyneverfeltsogood

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Height reduction to 5’3 and I’m in a bad way bro

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Left no doubts on that pitch tonight. They don’t call me goat for just eating grass like I do 9/10 times #striveforgreatness

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@PompadouSoloman tonight

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Shady bloke offered me bribe. Half gram and £10 in change for fruitys. Get in.

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Fuming. Beat mrs up when I got home. Said “onion gravy sausages for tea?” Lobbed can of carling at her head. Bad day at work. Social services involved.

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2-0. Good game from the team. Though I ghosted. Didn’t help that at half time I picked up a bag for life and sniffed it quicker than a shag with bill Clinton. Came out second half shaking. Buzzin

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1-1. Gutted. Got to changing rooms. Saw @JoppersVD14 trying to roll a fag out my 30g amber leaf pouch. Got sent off in the 70th the daft cunt. He’s trying to sell them to the fans for gas bill. Told him fuck off. Launched empty packet at his head. Took top off. Assert dominance.

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Woke up. Hanging from last night. Check bank account. £0.56. Need to put £2 on leccy. Heads sore. @VanJopp calls me. Says training is in 20 mins. Can’t even afford bus, go to get loose change. Nuts magazine on show. Crack one out there and then. Buzzin

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@CameronTopping2 @JaseRawlings @the_aaronnunn Dad supports Shrewsbury
Mam supports her legs because they support her
You’re bitchless

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@CameronTopping2 @JaseRawlings @the_aaronnunn I support stoke

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I’m home #cfc

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Heard I was finally making my move back to Chelsea?

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I’m inevitable

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Ya boys are division 8 champions!

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@VanJopp

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Pre season going well. Throwback to when we won division 9! Onto the next season tomorrow, with a special transfer in the books… #thereturn