Pompous Asshole

Wholesome quotes for a wholesome life. Caution: pompous assholery can be addictive.

[Pompous Asshole @PompousAsshole]

This is the end. Twitter account life complete.

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I have never known another man more adept at the humble brag than yours truly.

[Pompous Asshole @PompousAsshole]

I’m not trying to say I’m a genius, I’m just smarter than you are.

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I don’t consider myself a gamer, except in the game of life.