Poncey

Cryptid

[🧪 Seb 🇨🇿 @SeatOfSacrif1ce]

"why not just give up" no wonder your suicide rate is so fucking high

[SandstormRefrigerator @Pokemonprimed]

@sabsplaything @LoppyRae As the stereotype goes

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

1 year since charlie overdosed on fentanyl

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

This is by far the most beautiful example of how fast “light” is versus “sound” I’ve ever seen on the internet

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

The fact that the majority of Americans preferred republicans on the economy for so long has got to be one of the most successful propaganda campaigns in modern history because every time a republican gets in office they ruin the economy and everybody is worse off.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If you take the Bible literally when it talks about gay people, but not when it says that men should chop off their hands if they touch a woman inappropriately, or gouge out their eyes if they look at a woman inappropriately, then I think you just want an excuse to

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Before vaccines, babies got breastmilk, sunshine and love.

And 1 in 5 of them didn't live to see their first birthday

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I just read that modern toilet paper was invented in 1857. However, it wasn't until the 1930s that "Splinter-Free" paper was developed. Until then the manufacturing process often included wood splinters in the paper. So I've just discovered my personal cut-off for time travel.

[emily bengaltiger 🐈‍⬛ ⚾️ @emilyjobot]

i would run a man over with my car before i would rehome my cat for him

[Cone @Lol8ball]

Youtube can give me that "Experiencing interruptions? Find out why" popup all it wants, i'm not turning off my adblock.

[Homie Santo @HomieSanto]

I’ve noticed a pattern; when a decent game comes out that expects you to be curious, to be observant and to pay attention, a lot of tourists-turned-reviewers are the first to rage quit, refund, or low-grade that game.

Some games aren’t for everyone, but I’m starting to think the pattern is made pretty clear by those who say they don’t like yellow paint, but absolutely need it.

[ThePOTSPostman @ThePOTSPostman]

Apparently there’s a name for this with ADHD: revenge bedtime procrastination.

You spend all day forcing your brain to focus, function, and mask, then at night your brain finally feels like it has a second for itself and doesn’t want to let it go.

So you stay up even when you��re exhausted.

Anyone else?

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

If a man told me to get rid of my cats I would let them eat him

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Not sure if this is the right time, but instead of drafting young people to war, drafting boomers would lowkey solve the housing crisis too

[rvivek @rvivek]

Possibly the biggest victim of AI