Audrey_Pond

I work with kids. they say THE WEIRDEST things. enjoy:

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Kids say the DARNEST things. Pt1-

So I work with kids. Today this little girl told me I was dating her dad… Idek who her dad is.

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Low key feel bad for my kids when they take their history classes. 2020 bout to be a HEFTY chapter...

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@JeffreeStar @pulte This is so kind of you especially during this chaotic time 💛💛 much love!

[Audrey_Pond @PondAudrey]

Friday the 13th
Corona
Daylight savings
Full moon
AND SNOW
— fr who ever is playing Jumanji in 2020 needs to hurry up and finish the stupid game!

[Audrey_Pond @PondAudrey]

People really saying:
“I’m not shaking hands cuz I don’t want to get Coronavirus”
Sis I’m not shaking hands cuz Ik y’all out of toilet paper! 🤮