ThingsIPonderAtNight

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Why are steroids banned if all of us want to see the best players possible?

[ThingsIPonderAtNight @PonderAtNight]

If we're here to help others, then what are the others here for?

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Just back to pondering

[ThingsIPonderAtNight @PonderAtNight]

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it supposed to be?

[Average Facebook @AverageFacebook]

Invitation to a fundraiser you have no intention of attending

[Average Facebook @AverageFacebook]

Ignoring a friend request solely because of their profile picture

[Relationship Donut @TheSexyDonut]

A guy should treat his girl like it's valentines day everyday. Not just once out of 365 days. Get that b!tch fat.

[ThingsIPonderAtNight @PonderAtNight]

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

[Relationship Donut @TheSexyDonut]

National Donut Day...now you have an excuse to make love to me with your mouth.

[ThingsIPonderAtNight @PonderAtNight]

Why is it so boring to take a dump without my phone?

[ThingsIPonderAtNight @PonderAtNight]

Why is pink lemonade pink?

[Relationship Donut @TheSexyDonut]

Hard: When someone special ignores you. Harder: Pretending that you just don't care. Hardest: not stopping at Krispy on the way home

[Relationship Donut @TheSexyDonut]

One day she's going to get over you. And on that day you'll realize that she loved those donuts more than she ever loved you.

[Relationship Donut @TheSexyDonut]

I'm moving on. No more waiting, no more hurt. If you wanted me, you could've had me, but you didn't. You donut know how much it hurts.

[Relationship Donut @TheSexyDonut]

If you love her but she doesn't love you back, if you truly love her, let her dough.

[Relationship Donut @TheSexyDonut]

I hate those people who say they miss you but won't make the effort to see you, yet will get donuts at 6:00am

[ThingsIPonderAtNight @PonderAtNight]

What is the other 12% of taco bell beef?

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How did Bop-It never break?

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What if the world ended while I was taking a dump?

[Daniel Hursh @DHursh31]

@PonderAtNight has there ever been a double catfish? both people pretending to be someone else?