One on the left needs a tourniquet STAT there's a major artery in the arm, one in the right needs morphine so she'll stop clutching the wound and then I need to pack it with hemostatic gauze, pile on the trauma pads and wrap up her middle air-tight. We're gonna need a stretcher for her and her friend can't help because she's winged sarn't you need to call Company HQ to send at least four men and a proper doctor I'm just a medic
I kind of resent the fact that practically every piece of dating advice I’ve ever heard seems to revolve around “kill the sensitive young man inside you”