Ragged Jim

I'm a horse of the Pony Express. I run from east to west.I may be huge with a barrel chest. But I have pony-tude like all the rest

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@HoovesNotHands do your reseach greenhorn

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@HoovesNotHands I like my odds considering all Budweiser horses ARE clipped #duh #poniesrule

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@HoovesNotHands I got better shot at being a Budwieser Clydesdale than u do tbh ya tenderfoot gelding #poniesbiteback

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

The farrier and blacksmith showed me the final plans to upgrade us ponies to compete with trains and I have to say I am steamed up and ready

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@Hare_Brush those are the days you wear a hat. Meet my friend Peaches. He hasn't had a good hair day in 20 yrs

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@BoomBoomScales don't you mean sleeping with the fishes? leave the hay for us four legged beasts

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@HoovesNotHands have fun but I think you may be needing this sticker soon

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

Wow cant believe forgot to congratulate CaliforniaChrome on his Preakness win. Only one more win for history! #related #somewhat #poniesrule

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@HoovesNotHands yummm sandwiches :3 spicy carrot sandwiches especially.None of that bacon stuff. Idk how that stuff is natural

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@tubbarucky I hope not, I finally got my fur to stay down after the last rain. It takes a lot to tame this mane

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

Interwebs says Bieber claims to ride a "pure bread stallion"1 that aint no stud 2 learn to spell kiddo and 3 stop tryin to be cowboy, ur not

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

Darn it all! there's a rodeo going on back home and I'm gonna miss it. Sending cowboys flying is the greatest stress reliever ive ever known

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@uni_corni_ Us equines need to stick together. I say we bite humans till they give us TV or sneak into human house and poop on couch

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@SquirrelEyeView WOOO... fluffy little rat thing, you are good indeed

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@SquirrelEyeView TRY TO FIND PEPPERMINTS TOO!.... they are pony crack :3

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@SquirrelEyeView Silly stable boy left the grain bins open after dinner. I shall create a distraction. You steal the corn

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@SquirrelEyeView Popcorn? What is this popcorn? Is it like the corn that I get with my dinner? Is it sweet?

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@SquirrelEyeView No rider has lasted for more than 5 minutes unless they feed me first. Mr. Spurs is going for a flying lesson

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

@SquirrelEyeView I couldnt bite the stable boy. He brought peppermints <3 Want to team up against my next rider? I hear he's mean with spurs

[Ragged Jim @PonyExpress666]

Rider left me at a way station and took another horse with him. I'm lonely.... I think I will bite the stable boy