Poochie&Clanger

I am a blind stuffed Elephant. Clanger, my pink mouse like companion lives on the Moon.

[Poochie&Clanger @PoochieClanger]

Buscopan Cramps working well today 🙂

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Everyone - watch this :
https://t.co/gT7WrGf47u #Election2017

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AAAAAAAAAARGH - my IBS is back! It hurts! It huuuuuurrrrrttts!

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Hi everyone. It's been a while but I was dead. And now I'm back alive. #medicaladvances #cryotherapy

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I'm alive

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@JulieHughes15 @CHRIS_H_1982 I'm not knit I'm plush.... Aaaaaaa God here it comes again! Aaaaargh.

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Aaaaah God. aaaaaaa For God's sake! I've just been constipated! A aaah God it hurts! Aaaaargh

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I hate having IBS!!!!!!

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Had an accident before & set myself on fire! All better now

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AAAAAAAAAAARGHHH HELP ME !!!! GOD HELP ME !!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH.

[UK Uncut @UKuncut]

"Judge me on my record" says David Cameron. Er... ok then, you incompetent buffoon! (via @HuffPostUK ) #ToriesOutNow

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And don't forget; I'm Poochie and I can say anything.

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Tories hey, well I'm going back to the moon for a few years. Fuck it.

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AAAAAAAHHH Cameron bastardo ! Bastorino !!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG My sphincter has just ruptured ! AAAAAAAAAAGH @yozzer26 @AdeleHughes01

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Excuse the ambiguity of the last pair; I've had a pre Christmas movement.

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Jesus CHRIST!!!!!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggh

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I know I haven't tweeted for a while, but I've just poo'd myself @JulieHughes15 @AdeleHankinson1 @yozzer26

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It best start getting cold.