Carly

I have more midichlorians than you.

[Carly @Poogassa]

#VoiceSaveKennedy

[Carly @Poogassa]

#VoiceSaveMaKenzie

[Carly @Poogassa]

RT to #VoiceSavePryor https://t.co/lcw3GubADh

[Carly @Poogassa]

@NBCTheVoice is literally the only reason I have Twitter so let’s #VoiceSaveRayshun y’all!

[Carly @Poogassa]

#VoiceSaveRayshun that guy is nuts!!

[Carly @Poogassa]

Maybe I don’t understand the ratings system for figure skating or something but this is fishier than @courtneyact
#RipponGotRobbed
#WinterOlympics2018
#PyeongChang

[Carly @Poogassa]

@RuPaul how would you recommend a straight, Republican, #RuPaulsDragRace obsessed woman get involved in the drag community? I’ve recently rewatched all the seasons, and I love it so much!! But I feel like I have nothing in common with the demographic and that makes me sad.

[Carly @Poogassa]

🎁🎄⛄️
🎅🏼🤶🏻🦌
🍷��🎉

[Star Wars @starwars]

May the Force be with you.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Wrapping Christmas presents is not one of my strengths

[Carly @Poogassa]

STAR.
WARS.
WAS.
AMAZING.
@starwars
#StarWars

[Carly @Poogassa]

Why the actual fuck did my husband get this for our toddler??

[Carly @Poogassa]

Pretty sure my son just yelled TRUMP at a passing squirrel
#ButInWhatContext
#ThreeYearOlds

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

.@Chrisweaver and Friends just changed The Voice stage forever. 🙌 You MUST watch them SLAY "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) / Bang Bang." #VoiceFinale https://t.co/IwJNHVoFoN

[Carly @Poogassa]

Booo #TheVoice @redmarlow you got robbed

[Carly @Poogassa]

Not doing very well with my social media blackout. Just got a spoiler that Luke Skywalker is in this movie.
#StarWars
#TheLastJedi

[Carly @Poogassa]

Made up a weird song with my three year old and now I have the word “turd-mergency” stuck in my head
😐
#ToddlerLife
#WTF
#UseItInASentence

[Carly @Poogassa]

@chefsymon So when I make spaghetti why is it not okay to break the dried pasta in half if it doesn’t fit in the pan? I should also mention you’re adorable. Yay!

[Carly @Poogassa]

Since when did being #Republican make me a bad person? I’m not a pedophile. I’m not a bigot. I’m not against equal rights. This shit is really starting to piss me off. Get your crap together, y’all.

[Carly @Poogassa]

@WurstHausLJ @guarnaschelli @FoodNetwork Thanks, y’all still have that badass navy bean soup??