Pantaloons Of Fecal Matter

All I do is shit and cry (Venmo and Cashapp @PoopPantaloons)

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I would tag the photographer but she’s a random little girl that lives in the mountains of Mexico

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If you have a flat tire, call me. I can guarantee that as soon as I touch a tool, a man in a trunk will come to the rescue.

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She continues to speak!!!!!

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She always has something to say

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Found out an ex coworker was trying to bully me but I’m too oblivious so it didn’t work lol

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Who wants to buy me this? In exchange I will send a picture of my turtle.

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My addiction to domino’s cinnamon bites is dangerous

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Is it safe to log out of my university email? I’m tired of this shit

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Hehe what a little idiot ♥️✨

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“Oh shit! That’s not a baby!”

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Why are people selling second hand pet strollers for full price?! Greedy mfs

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I hate Wednesdays. I don’t have a show to watch 😔

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I should’ve thought about these fuck ass mosquito bites before cutting my nails to nubs

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Uh oh! I’m clenching my jaw. You know what that means! I have to figure out what I’m stressed about!

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I am such an amazing girlfriend. I’m waiting for my boyfriend to get here before watching Love Island. Episode probably dropped already.

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Where are you bitches buying affordable club clothes?!

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Do you think my future husband will let me get an old tortoise? I just texted him hehehehehehhe

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I have yet to find my perfect purse. I’m just going to learn leather work and do it myself.

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In heaven

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This is the last time I buy Nutella. I lack self control.

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Should I eat another spoonful of Nutella

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Just found out Willam Dafoe played Jesus