Hannah

📍Charlottesville, Virginia

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already.

Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.

[𓆩♡𓆪 @luvrgrlxoxo]

God literally sent a plague the last time this man was elected but thank you Jesus is trending ok

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[Matt Stehman @MattStehman]

For anyone who wonders why republicans attack education so fiercely, tonight is your answer.

[Hannah @PoorboyPilgrim]

never underestimate how much America hates women.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[bug girl @buggirl]

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

[Hannah @PoorboyPilgrim]

Omfg MUTE HIM

[talia @taliasbonnin]

it's commander biden and he's gonna bite people live onstage

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

Her bobbing her head smirking and shit knowing she just sent half the country into borderline psychosis she’s so 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/yI1NoaYQ7m

[‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ ོ @sighswoon]

Joni Mitchell looks so beautiful. I genuinely think old ladies are so beautiful and not as a cope. I can’t wait to be old. I hope all my friends get old too and we all get really into big jewelry

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Can you even imagine what it means to sing the lyrics to "Both Sides Now" when you're in your eighties? That song has always held so much wisdom, and now it feels even weightier. https://t.co/yNVg7CJ6NG

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this is like when the velociraptors tested the fence in jurassic park. he knows he can break containment now.

[anna @fIeabcgs]

me arriving at the plans i made when i was feeling extroverted #goldenglobes

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Turkey, man… Expensive, heavy, looks like a distended scrotum. Takes 35 hrs to cook. Tastes like shit. You have to eat it next to your DJ cousin. A pile of loose, room temp. hot dogs would make everyone happier.

[ver @silverrstring]

taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?

travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Who needs candy when there’s a kitty.. 😊