Return of the Caralho

A combination madman who has many lucid intervals. @leftunreadpod

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[Left Unread Podcast @leftunreadpod]

📲☎️You used to call me on my Trump Mobile Phone☎️📲

New episode out now where we catch up with our favorite coterie of freaks.

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@Marv1nDemon the results are in

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@Marv1nDemon Sent it to him. Will report back.

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@deathisforming we will still be watching unfortunately

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@MiamiMoleMan

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@Voorishguy Noted, will look into She-Ra

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The most relevant He-Man has been in my life was the Heyeayeayea video. I used to get stoned in college and watch a boxset of He-Man I found at Walmart and that was in like 2010. Not sure who this was for lol

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE is now tracking to bomb this coming weekend.

Its pre-sales pace has been weak and never really improved. It’s now on track for a $27M–$35M domestic opening on $170M+ budget.

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@Marv1nDemon Spelling it “blue” and then holding up a medium rare piece and saying that’s what you want is peak customer

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I’m a contractor, I don’t have any vacation time

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

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@Asmongold @UbermenschMind

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I think I’d just kindly request a bullet in this situation

[ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea]

A terrifying roller coaster rescue is underway in Galveston, Texas Thursday. A car became stuck on a vertical track, leaving eight people dangling at the very top of the ride. Firefighters are using a long-ladder truck to reach the riders several stories above the ground. Crews are working to remove each rider from the ride by gently catching them and lowering them into the basket at the end of the ladder, before walking them down an incredibly steep structure to safety. Latest details: https://t.co/XaBDXkYktM

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@atha_online right in my neighborhood o.0

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@MiamiMoleMan Caught it at my local arthouse theater, it was awesome

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Just ate a big ol’ plate of I Love Boosters and folk’s,,,,,,,I’m ready for seconds!

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@JucheKoolaid Yeah I swung for Mario Party Jamboree and Super Mario RPG remake, whole thing cost me like $650 lol. I’m definitely tryna roll on some Pokopia eventually.

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@JucheKoolaid Yeah unfortunately I missed the Switch 2/choose your game bundle by 1 week though lolol

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@MiamiMoleMan Dude the condescending “you gotta put the phone down” after being handed his ass by this woman is such an incredible cop moment

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@rockmeannadeus and Breslow will continue to learn nothing from his mistakes and hold onto him :(

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@neerbronoc

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beasted on em

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Abner Uribe hits the D-Generation X crotch chop after an inning-ending strikeout against the Cardinals. 😳