Poor Little Posset

Filth/bees

[Poor Little Posset @PoorLilPosset]

Wickes is SHIT.

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Reboot! http://t.co/GwUPk1Rm #justlikespiderman

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I went on a train and I saw a deer and I swam in the sea and I went on a train and I dreamt I was a pizza and I sat on a clown.

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Train conductor just announced that the train would stop at 'Manchester Piccalilly', then dissolved into giggles.

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On a pilgrimage to Scarborough to be baptised. And eat cockles, obvs.

[Poor Little Posset @PoorLilPosset]

Been reading too much George RR Martin. Just off to sack Huddersfield.

[Poor Little Posset @PoorLilPosset]

Mmmmm, cycle clips. Hot.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Schadenfreude is a German word that means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others. The nearest British equivalent is 'British'.

[Poor Little Posset @PoorLilPosset]

Boggart has pulled out. Says this is 'beneath him'. He's now working on a one-cat, non-musical version of Grease 2.

[Poor Little Posset @PoorLilPosset]

We open in medias res, with the stirring ballad 'Put the Bunny Back in the Box'

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I'm playing Nic Cage. Boggart is Cyrus the Virus. We are waiting to hear from Susan Boyle before we cast Johnny 23.

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I'm alone in the house again. Me and Boggs are rehearsing our new show - Con Air! The Musical.

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I just thought about that bit in Disney's Robin Hood when all the little animals are in prison! I NEED A HUG!

[Poor Little Posset @PoorLilPosset]

Two mentions of clams in my timeline this morning #somesortofhint?

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'A lost little sheep with a snout and a tail' that's a wondering dragon

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Weather Report from @PoorPapaG 'It's miserable and there are loads of naff clouds'

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So apparently Boggart doesn't WANT me to sing Bright Eyes to him #ouchmyface

[Poor Little Posset @PoorLilPosset]

@abicat81 They bring me great joy. And great suffering.

[Poor Little Posset @PoorLilPosset]

@abicat81 I'm just so CONFUSED! My head says no, but...

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