WitAndBanter

Success always carries an emotional invoice

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

Spain were simply clinical. No chaos- just ruthless efficiency. Fully deserved World Champions. 🇪🇸🏆

And with that, another #WorldCup comes to an end. We'll miss setting alarms for 12:30 AM, ruining our sleep schedules, and pretending we'd be productive the next morning. 😭⚽

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

England vs Argentina

The Final before the Finale.
#fifa #worldcup2026

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@HaramiParindey Sleepy Owl. Especially the French Vanilla flavour.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

India’s IT ministry banned Telegram for one week because some users shared leaked exam questions.

This punishes 150M+ ordinary Telegram users in India — not the insiders who leaked the exam materials.

And the ban hasn't stopped anything. The leaks just moved to other apps.

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@sagarcasm Claude Pro is worth every dollar. Analysis, number crunching, report making even UI, short videos. You name it.

[BJP West Bengal @BJP4Bengal]

Khela Sesh!!

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@abhijitmajumder Yes it does. Better than popping antibiotics

[anand mahindra @anandmahindra]

I was also very pleasantly surprised to hear about Newtown.
Perhaps because I have not been back to Kolkata for years.

Spoke to a friend from Kolkata who confirmed the quality of its planning and spaces…

A city that deserves a renaissance, and deserves more attention from travellers

#SundayWanderer

[Mountain Rats @mountain_rats]

By Col Wattal (retd),PARA’s

It was a total intelligence failure. Well, That’s what they want you to believe.

But the truth? It isn’t trending. It’s buried beneath headlines, and coded in courage.

Between 1st and 10th November India was playing a thriller. And our intelligence officers? Were racing the clock, Chasing whispers, Breathing in Seconds,
Trying to stop something monstrous.

A massacre of 50,000 Indians. Planned. Funded. Set for 26th Nov 2025.
Celebrate Anniversary of 26/11. They couldn’t stop it all. 13 lives still vanished.
But without them? We’d be counting more corpses.

Still think it was a failure? Here’s the story they won’t print.

October 27. Srinagar. Government Medical College.
A regular day. Until someone noticed A JeM poster on a notice board. CCTV rolls. Dr. Adil Ahmad Rather. Inside his hostel locker, Police Found an AK-56.

Then the phones spoke. Encrypted chats. Handler commands.
"Prepare assets for Delhi." Sent to: Dr. Umar Mohammad.
Another MBBS.

November 6. Dr. Adil Was Arrested. In Saharanpur. Private hospital.
Salary ₹4L per month.
November 7. Gujarat ATS picks up Dr. Ahmed Mohiyuddin Saiyed.
MBBS. China trained. Lethal hands. Cooking ricin, A bioweapon.
4 litres of castor oil. Enough to poison thousands. His phone cracked more leads.

November 9.
Azad Suleman Sheikh.
Mohammed Suhail.
Arrested in Banaskantha.

And then, Faridabad. An apartment, Rented.

But inside? 350 kg ammonium nitrate. AK-47s. Detonators.
Manuals.

Meet Dr. Muzammil Shakil. MBBS. Assistant Professor. Al Falah University.

Dr. Shakil spills: Red Fort. Hindu Temples Sikh temple. Jain temple. RSS Offices.
Markets. Delhi metro. 25 sites. Same as Mumbai 1993… but bigger.
That was the Plan. He Spilled the Name of a Woman.

November 10, 10 AM. Meet the queen. Dr. Shaheen Shahid.
Arrested. Was a GynaecologistEx lecturer. Al Falah University.
Now running, Jamaat-ul-Mominat, A female suicide brigade.
Funded ₹15L for Dr. Umar’s bomb car.

Our officers trace Umar. They move. They’re close.
But not close enough. 6:52 PM. Red Fort Metro Station.
A white i20 explodes.13 die. Many injured.

This wasn’t the climax. This was leftover destruction. Because the real plan?
~3000 kg of explosives.~30+ Timers.~20+ Detonators. Seized.

But behind all of them… There was a man they all followed.
A preacher. A paramedic. A professor of poison.Maulvi Irfan Ahmad.
Former GMC, Srinagar staff.Later turned radical recruiter.
Then Maulvi in Shopian.

Till Now? 11 arrested. Most were doctors. ₹2 to 4L monthly income.

So don’t tell me intelligence failed. It’s easy to scream failure,
From the safety of your couch. I salute my forces,The invisible warriors,
Who ran on instinct, unslept,  And stopped a mass genocide. With hours to spare.

You may not know their names. But tonight, you owe them your breath.
8:26 am

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@Nupurkunia Regret karega jaldi hi.

[Sabru Foxtrot @sabrufoxtrot]

Jamia Ummul Qurah ‘Terror Base’, Muridke

[Mountain Rats @mountain_rats]

Brahmos was Fantastic!!

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@IndianTechGuide I practically learnt most of my cooking from her.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Trump 2.0:

[Karthik 🇮🇳 @beastoftraal]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂 Fantastic use of a popular Diwali 'meme' in its Diwali 2024 ad by Zomato! Hands down, the funniest Diwali ad (while also being apt for Zomato) so far.

Conceived in-house (says a lot about the kind of talent that exists inside Zomato) and produced by Ryde Studios.

#advertising #marketing #diwali #deepavali

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@MeghUpdates It's an eyewash

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@Nupurkunia Ek baar hoke aao aap. Sab fascinating khatam ho jaega. Waha pe pls apna bag zor se pakad k rakhna. Ye bag snatching Emily k alawa har kisi k saath ho chuka hai.

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@x_rahulraj Patna mahavir mandir!

[WitAndBanter @PoorvaSagar]

@AshishZBiz Let's short squeeze the hell out of Hindenburg this time.