≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC

#Discordian ≈Pope≈, actual Illuminati, Anarcho-Pragmatist, Galactic Hitchhiker, frequent potty mouth, Ⓚ All Rights Reversed, Retweet What You Like

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

We are Xaosmonauts, called to explore Totality itself.

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

@grdiasssss @2dingsanddone i'm using hubbies twitter. sorry. just looking at his updates.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

This is the very first letter I ever received from Dr. Demento. I was 13. #tbt

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look, why do we bring you on away missions at all

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

Tonight on the Massachusetts Governors Debate https://t.co/20vwWHkZx8

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How Can Democrats Win Back Crab Thieves & Vore Fiends? This Governor Might Have The Answer

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they've gone to plaid https://t.co/OVslonifKD

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

andorian blue warp doritos side effects on humans

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

A Discordian is forbidden of believing what he reads. - Pentabarf V

so that never happened https://t.co/Ct09xqlSYi

[CJ Hitz - Train Well Race Well Coaching @cjhitz]

@Yathoon "Jesus told him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me.”-John 14:6

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

paranoia of perestroika

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

your god put abraham, noah, moses, david, and solomon into hell. square THAT circle https://t.co/Ct09xqlSYi

[CJ Hitz - Train Well Race Well Coaching @cjhitz]

@Yathoon "Jesus told him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me.”-John 14:6

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

death by truly living

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I call life an inherited debt that cannot be paid.

I call tapirs Snickers pigs.

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

*snaps snaps snaps* "SHARKS!" https://t.co/KmJJJVdj0H

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YEAH

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WE'RE WORKING HERE

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20,000 followers! This calls for a celebration!

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This Herbal Tea Will Make You Less Racist, Say Advocates

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Church of the Megaworm Expresses "Deep Concerns" for Freedom of [REDACTED]

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Pressed for Comment, Secretary of Jack Shit Props Feet Up on Desk in Deserted Office, Whistles Tunelessly

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Federal Department of Jack Shit Announces Plans for "Nada, Zip, Zilch," "Not One Single Goddamn Thing"

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President of Space France Deposed Mid-Inauguration

[≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC @Pope_Norm]

@messiahcomplex aaaand now Le Freak is stuck in my head