Rufus “The Pope of Pre-Cum” Jackson

jizz monster Go Seahawks

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@ColdestJackson

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I want college football back right meow

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If a Belgium player gets a red card tonight the world will implode

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

I’m a U.S. citizen who will be rooting for Belgium tonight. Probably just me.

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Tyler Chatwood is free

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Bryce Harper says he'll compete in the Home Run Derby if he can find the right pitcher to throw to him, per @JimSalisbury215

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Currently turning a 5 star hotel into a trap house

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸 @ThienemanSZN]

This Cubs team is just PCA playing out of his mind and then 8 idiots trying to figure out how to swing a bat

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DKs sounds fun

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Nico hoerner and Alex bregman make my left side go numb

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Cubs fart contest today

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Mr Pibb strikes again

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Dansby “Barry Bonds” Swanson

[Statfax @statfax]

Cam Schittler has allowed 40 home runs to the Tigers tonight 🤯

It is an MLB record

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@jasongredhair @MLB @Cubs I get it

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Alex bregman just made a lot of people lose their balls

[Michael Busch Lover @BuschMVP]

If Bregman hits a homer today I’ll cut my balls off

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Bryce Harper was so fucking cool on the Nationals

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@AsapPuka your face looks like u were punched in the face

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Chase Reid is better than Jason Robertson save this tweet

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Can’t believe I got this little fucker in my hand @PardonMyMeme