Pope Siglericus XXX

His Holiness Pope Siglericus XXX provides guidance to wayward young ladies everywhere. Take my moral code ... TAKE IT!

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Stop the presses! Time to re-write this week's sermon. https://t.co/tfjR7dObET

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

A Christian motorist subtly compares Trump to Jesus via bumper stickers... https://t.co/XlpTmYF6Au cc: @doctorow

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Oh Jesus Christ ...
"Baptist church removing Jesus statue it deems too ‘Catholic’ "

https://t.co/GY0mpnwlCP

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I like this cat's initiative. https://t.co/Cpoj1enf0y

[Marry Caribbean @MarryCaribbean]

An Indiana Pastor Made His Congregation Unwitting Drug Mules in a Synthetic Pot Ring - ​​Holy sm https://t.co/CS6FVxvLX4 via @Esquire

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If only I'd known that every time I looked at flying pigeons, I was getting an eye full of sinful bits. http://t.co/uuIxbNNQwu

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11 days in jail for eating Gramma's sandwich? Did he finish it? If not, Imma little hungry ...
http://t.co/aeYz5ud9NY

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He hath returned! Praise be to Jesus for sending images of Him in a fabric softener stain (he lost his cell phone). http://t.co/mAPFM9CbHH

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Moist blessings to you all, my children.

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Bless you all in your most holy moistness.

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Goddamit, you people, can I get my robes on before I come out to accept my new position? Let a brotha get a drink first.

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Ah, @JRobinsonAuthor, I see you have seen the light and chosen to follow the chosen one. Who also double-doubles his words, apparently.

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Thanks for the follow, @Daezarkian. You write about vampires? Those are sacrilegious, my child. The undead part, not the sucking, of course.

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A morning of moist blessings to you all, my children.

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I have delivered multiple moist blessings today. Sadly, no one was there to receive them, but they are blessings all the same.

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@brandg You think you want to know, but perhaps you are not ready. It is a moist place.

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Religion, gotta love it! RT @EllenDatlow: This is really depressing: Islamists vow to smash every mausoleum in Timbuktu http://t.co/syuwZsxa

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Welcome my son: @jonfmerz is now following His Holy Moistness Pope Siglericus XXX.

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@Beth_Ailis @JP_Harvey @dozier1375 @arealgirl Of course, my children ... moist blessings for all.

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Don't tell me the Pope doesn't understand pop culture. 10 years late, sure, but man, he's all giggles: http://t.co/sj1WRvoT

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It's Nuns vs. Priests! Lady bits and homosexuals thrown in for good measure! http://t.co/ICC2LT79 God, but do I love a good party.

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I just followed @Jesus and @DalaiLama. Both of those boys can do some serious keg stands. Trust me on that, we're in the same frat.