Popsicle Jokes

Jokes from Popsicle Sticks, Tweeted.

[anah ingoe @anahzieber]

Popsicle stick joke of the day:
Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears. 🌽

[Sydney Eakin @sydneyeakin]

Although I cannot make out that joke on @ChelbsHudgs popsicle stick, I know nose laughing occurred bc thats how we do

[Jake @mrjakephillips]

I cant believe this was a Popsicle stick joke. Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? #toofar

[Timothy McVeins @TimothyMcVeins]

My bad joke cracking popsicle sticks have finally told a good one:

[Kim @PeffercornWendy]

Just read the worst joke in the history of infuriating popsicle stick jokes

[maddi hudgins @MaDdIhUdGiNs7]

This might be the worst popsicle joke i've ever seen 😐

[emily @holyfuckemily]

thought i'd share my popsicle joke with ya

[Tucker @Tuck13_]

This Popsicle stick doesn't have a joke on it. I want a refund

[Ashton @AshtonR3]

What idiot put the joke on the wrong side? Ruined the whole thing, what the hell @Popsicle ?!?

[Michelle K. Gunn @MADIASATIVA]

@popsiclejokes WHAT DID THE ASTRONAUTS DO THAT MADE PEOPLE CALL THEM PRANKSTERS? THEY MOONED PEOPLE AND THEY DID PLANET.

[Michelle K. Gunn @MADIASATIVA]

@popsiclejokes WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO CAN SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE AS BIRDS? ANSWER: BI-WINGUAL

[Popsicle Jokes @popsiclejokes]

How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?--- It was a fishtank

[Popsicle Jokes @popsiclejokes]

What is the hardest thing about skydiving? --- The ground!

[Popsicle Jokes @popsiclejokes]

What has wheels and a trunk but no engine? --- An elephant on roller blades!

[Popsicle Jokes @popsiclejokes]

Why was the book in the hospital?--- Because it hurt his spine!